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Song Parodies -> "Big Bills"

Original Song Title:

"Big Balls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Big Bills"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Well I'm kind of middle class poor society
I've got that Revenue notoriety
For I never pay the taxman
(At least, I'm always late)
And my accountant says that my accounts are out of date

Yes I've got big bills, I've got big bills
And they're such big bills and they're such late big bills
And he's got big bills
And she's got big bills
But I've got the biggest bills of them all

My cheques are always bouncing
My bank account's not full
My DDs get returned and returned again
If you've got a standing order
You might just get the money
But when there isn't any, I'm afraid it isn't funny


Some bills we pay to charity
And some we pay by post
But when we pay the taxman
They're the bills that I hate most
My cheques are always bouncing
I've bad financial health
It's my desire that my big bills
Be paid by someone else


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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 27

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Claude Prez - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm guessing this is a pretty old one that didn't have comments enabled when it first appeared; this is great.
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Claude, this does predate the commentary era. And I'm quite pleased with it, too... even if it does have a disquieting ring of truth to it ;-)
Travis Hayes - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
this is funny, sucks for him though
Dylan Baranski - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Phil, since you mentioned this parody in your comment on my Big Balls parody, I thought I'd check it out. Here's a bill of $555 for you. I've no idea what a DD is (other than a busty girl...heh heh).
Phil Alexander - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dylan (& belatedly, Travis) - a DD is a Direct Debit, a way for people to drag money straight out of your bank account

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