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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Sundaes"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Like Mondays"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Boomtown Rats

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Like Sundaes"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I wrote this at the same time as I wrote my "I don't like Volvos" parody to the same song... not sure why it's taken me this long to post it: maybe my standards are slipping.
The chocolate sauce has bits on top
And ice cream underneath
Nobody's gonna eat the chopped up nuts
They get stuck between your teeth
The ice cream - no, I can't stand it
It's always served up much too cold
And I can see no raisins
'Cause there are no raisins
Want raisins here in my bow-ow-ow-ow-owl

(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
I want to spew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew
The whole thing up

The strawberry bit tastes more like spit
But that might be the mould
And Mother thinks that people
Should like raspb'ry ripple
And their thoughts turn to
The red little whirl
It's sweet to eat, but it's on my seat
And that ain't so neat 'cause it tastes like feet
They can see no raisins
'Cause there are no raisins
Want raisins to eat who-oh-oh-oh-ole

(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
I want to spew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew
The whole thing up

Now there's no ingestion 'cause there's indigestion
She wants to take a great-big-bite
And it takes repeating there must be no eating, cause
The lesson today is: HOW-TO-DIET
And then the melt ice ripples
Down her chin it dribbles
It's her problem, she had to try it
And she can see no raisins
'Cause there are no raisins
Do raisins help you diet, diet, oh-wo-wo

With a chocolate chip her nice white blouse
Is permanently stained
And she tried rubbing and she tried scrubbing
What a pain the stain remained
And Persil doesn't even clean it
Though the ads show dirt ingrained
And she can see no raisins
'Cause there are no raisins
'Cause raisins do not stain, no-wo-wo-wo

(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like, I don't like
I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like Sundaes
(Tell me why) I don't like, I don't like
I don't like Sundaes
I want to spew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew
The whole thing up

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

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MasonR - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Like a good banana split, this parody is very a-pealing. 555!
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
now i feel like a good round of sundae spewing...5s
AFW - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well written..deserves more votes...if you don't like sundaes how about mundaes?
Phil Alexander - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks... AFW - maybe all the good (or bad) puns had been used up?
Larry Hensley - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Those mundane sundaes. 555's
Serevi - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVE this song! And a great parody! 555
Rick C - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I too, love this song and parody. :-) 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe you held on to it for a Sundae Update?

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