Apostates dying, no chance of repentence
Naming a teddy requiring death sentence
Stoning of witches and burning of flags
These are a few of my fav'rite jihads

Knowledge comes only from Koranic scholars
Mullahs and Imams and from Ayatollahs
They say that women may not drive in cars
That is one of my most fav'rite fatwas

Ranting on TV as though I've got rabies
Randomly fi-ring rockets at Israelis
What I am saying is I'm the baddest
Radical fundamental Islamist


When the Pope speaks
When the cartoons
Make Islam look bad
I think about blowing them all into bits
And having a real...
Jihad

Forcing all dissenting voices: be silent
Rioting 'cause the Pope said Islam's violent
Taking the Tube with C4 round my 'nads
These are a few of my fav'rite jihads

Cartoons of prophets cause us to be shaken
So we ban imports of, ha! Danish bacon
All sense of irony missing, because
That is just one of my fav'rite fatwas

Death to Americans from The Great Satan
Gay men and anyone caught masturbatin'
Death to all people who might disagree
Finally my aim is... death to ME

When the gun fires
when the bomb blows
When it all goes... well
I'll try to take with me those people I hate
As I blow myself
To hell