-> "Another Bastard Spammer"
Original Song Title:
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Parody Song Title:
"Another Bastard Spammer"
I get mystical, spamming hypocritical emails to my home
Using up all of my bandwidth
Oh, uh oh, oh
Carp and criticize - increment your pen1s size - get a cheaper phone
Do you want an unsecured mortgage lo-oh-oh-oan
But as I zap the last one to go, in come even more...
Damn another bastard spammer has my email address
Damn another bastard spammer to cause yet more distress
I can't read them all - a veritable waterfall - hate the spamming biz
Wishing that I'd vis-it unpleasant
A real Niagara to advertise viag-a-ra - eMails in a flood
Blood pressure's so high I must not get so... uh uh oh
But as I hit delete on them all - a link clicked by mistake
Damn another bastard spammer's a pornographic site
Damn another bastard spammer has sent me loads more shite
Inbox: thirty-one messages - all dirty ones "Click for access here"
Gigabytes of animal pictures
Oh, uh oh, oh
Rose and Valerie naked in their gallery: all their pix are free
I don't want to see any more of tho-uh-oh-ose
But as I close my web browser down, what d'you think I find?
Damn another bastard spammer has sent me more email
Damn another bastard spammer should be sent off to jail
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