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Song Parodies -> "Totally Revolted by You"

Original Song Title:

"Hopelessly Devoted to You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Totally Revolted by You"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Guess yours is the worst body odour
Your teeth are the worst that I've seen
The way that you gurn
Makes my stomach churn
And spew

In globules of sweat you're swilling
Mucus is dripping off you like glue
Baby you have got
The nastiest case of snot-
Ty goo
I'm totally revolted by you

But now, there's nowhere to hide
'Cause I woke up by your side
I'm there in your bed - totally revolted by you-woo-oourgh
Totally revolted by you
Totally revolted by you

My head is saying "what was I drinking"
The army's saying c'mon let's go
Yes, I must escape
Before you wake
Up too
I'm totally revolted by you

But now, I'm sneaking outside
Thought of taking cyanide
Oh, out of my head - totally revolted by you-woo-ooh
Totally revolted by you
Totally revolted by you

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Stuart McArthur - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
so now you're channelling Catherine Zeta-Jones? - no end to your talents, Phil - 555
Lucidlupin LeeBee - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Sickeningly good 555
alvin rhodes - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
funny twist on a puky OS...5s
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Personality must count for something, hey Phil? ;-) 555
Arwen - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Phil...=)

And Kristof...No. Don't be ridiculous. I love you just for your raw sex appeal...; )
Rick C - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Disgustingly funny! 555
Adagio - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What WERE you drinking? lol 5's
PMS - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin
Patrick Yoness - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm can't get enough of these sick ones.
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all...

I've had the title around for a couple of years, originally intending to make a political parody out of it. But gave up and took the (gr)easy option instead.
uvakid - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, I like the "woo's" :) 5-4-4
Rocky Mak - November 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Nuts, got the idea too late.
Phil Alexander - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I know exactly what you mean, Rocky - it's happened to me a few times, too. :-)

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