Song Parodies -> How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo

Original Song Title:	"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"
Original Performer:	Patti Page

Parody Song Title:	"How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo"
Parody Written by:	Phil Alexander

How much is that horny little bimbo
The one with the fluff for a brain
How much is that horny little bimbo
I do hope she goes like a train

I must take a trip to California,
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
I do hope she packed for me a condom
So I'll take no spirochetes home

How much is that horny little bimbo
The one with the liking to tease
How much is that horny little bimbo
I do hope she's free from disease

I read in the papers there's a brothel
With dirty deeds done in the dark
I fancy a hot, bedwarming bimbo
And I do hope she likes a good fark

How much is that horny little bimbo
The one with the the wobbly tits
How much is that horny little bimbo
I do hope her face has no zits

I don't want a brunette or a redhead
I don't want a platinum blonde
I don't want to be tied up to the bedstead
If you're tied up you cannot abscond

How much is that horny little bimbo
The one with the cute little tail
How much is that horny little bimbo
I do hope that bimbo's for sale

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Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh, Phil...

...this is based on experience, I presume?

(P.S. I voted 555 here)

Phil Alexander - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Touch� :-)

Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Oooh, another naughty boy! If you look in your ditty bag, I think you'll find 5 fun little souvenirs to take back home with you.

Know 1 can hear you dream - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

So that is how one feel after a week in Irish prison! ;-)

Guy - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Phil - This is a real gem. Nice work and nice fresh idea done to a very old song. I especially liked how you rhymed the word dark. Very imaginitive.

Phil Alexander - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

K1chyd - Well, it's a Scottish one rather than an Irish one... but once you're inside it don't really matter where it is :-/

Thanks, M&G.. the "fark" rhyme amused me, too :-)

Adagio - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Darn! And I had to make my parody on the same song about computers...:D

Diva - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL! Naughty, Mr Alexander. Very imaginative writing, may I add.

Rice Cube - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I liked the title :-D That was cool...and the rest of the parody was good too.

Bob Gomez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job, Phil, as always. Be careful, that "bimbo" might turn out to be Prosty, the Ho-Man. Not that there would be anything wrong with that. 555 d;:^)

Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Is it just a coincidence that this song arrived today? It's Britney Spears' birthday! She's 23. Happy birthday to you, your career is through, you dress like a hooker, and you sing like one too!

AussieBullDog - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Bloody hilarious! Fives, mate.

ruth46 - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

No, Michael P, she's only 22. She was born in the year 1981, which makes her 22. :)

Claude Prez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for teaching me a new word (spirochetes=syphilis; now that's useful info) funny funny stuff

Meriadoc - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

From Cali you must go up to Nevada
And drive the long road to Pahrump
'Cus there you'll find the ladies won't infect you
But promise you just a good hump...

Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

And when you're done humping down in Pahrump
Pile back into your minivan
Drive over to A-re-a Fif-ty-One
And b*tt-fark some little green man

Phil Alexander - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Claude - well, technically a spirochete is a particular type of bacterium, and the syphilis bug is one example. But off-hand, I can't think of any diseases caused by different spirochetes...

Merry & Johnny... come, come... oh, well, if you insist:
And after you've done with sodding aliens
Take your minivan to the coast
Get in your yacht, and take 'em sailiens
They say bimbos like it in boats

Peregrin - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Great work Philbo!

Becca - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

One word: hilarious! The "fark" rhyme was great.

Becca (again) - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

I was wondering if I could use this parody in a story for my series that I'm writing... it was just so good and so funny, I became interested in using it for one of my stories (by the way, the series is called Highland Central Bebop), but I wanted to ask you for your permission first like a courteous person.

Phil Alexander - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

My word, Becca, you have been doing the rounds of my parodies : -) Thank you for all the kind comments, and please do use this parody - thanks for asking. I'd be interested in seeing the stories, if it's OK with you: especially from the viewpoint of what this parody would actually fit in with, if you see what I mean.

Stray Pooch - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

You all are a bunch of dirty perverts, Who propagate this filthy sleaze, And added to that I'll bet a nickle, You've all caught some alien disease! You people are weird - lol! 555 - for the parody AND the comments!!

Phil Alexander - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

I liked that one, Pooch :-)

Jeff Reuben - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Came up from the "random" link...good stuff

S.T.G. - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmmmmm..........very women-degrading, very sexist................ I LOVE IT!!!!!! LMFAOROTFAJHMH-OWWWWWW!!!!!!! (Laughing my ****in' @$$ off rolling on the floor and just hit my head) great job, tell me how much was that horny little bimbo, and on what corner? : )

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I particularly like the redhead/bedhead combination. 554. And after your farking in the sea boat, Go purchase your bimbo Strepsils. Otherwise that tramp may cough from deep throat. And leave from serious hip-pulls.

wdh - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Where can I find this horny bimbo? Uh, strictly for parody research, of course.....;-)

John Jenkins - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good parody. The bedstead couplet was my fave.

Spaff.com - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Another nice one, Philbo. You go like a train. But if you don't want a brunette, redhead, or blonde, you'll have to go with one of my vintage purple-hairs. I've only got so much inventory.

Meriadoc - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Still excellent!

Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Good stuff Phil, very tough vote this round

MysteryGoat - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Was I the only one that couldn't shake the barking when singing it in your head?

Phil Alexander - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment

To quote Dr Venkman: "OK, so she's a dog" ;-)

mac - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment

This one is classic, Phil. Can't believe I never noticed it until now. 5-5-5

Michael P (responding to a comment made one year ago) - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment

NOW she's 23.

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Song Parodies -> How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"

Patti Page

"How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo"

Phil Alexander

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