Fun Music Information -> Patti Page

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Clara Ann Fowler. Submitted by: Evan L. Heller

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?""If I Had $1,000,000," Barenaked Ladiescrazydon
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?""Too Much," Elvis Presleycrazydon

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Cross Over The Ridge" originally "Cross Over The Bridge"
Daisy Pappus
"Cross Over The Bride" originally "Cross Over The Bridge"
Daisy Pappus
"Hanging Partners" originally "Changing Partners"
Adrienne Ramseur

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Old Caper Cod" originally "Old Cape Cod"
Imagine that a fish on some shrubbery.
Peter
"Old Cape Code" originally "Old Cape Cod"
Peter
"Fold Cape Cod" originally "Old Cape Cod"
How would one fold it?
Peter
"Mold Cape Cod" originally "Old Cape Cod"
Peter
"Sold Cape Cod" originally "Old Cape Cod"
Who did Patti sell it to?
Peter

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Go On With The Welding" originally "Go On With The Wedding"
Jessica Childress

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window""How Rich Is That Doggie Of Leona's"Airfarcewon
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?""How Many Doggies Did Sicko Vick Blow. . . ?"John A. Barry
"You Belong To Me""I Be Long To Her"Airfarcewon
"My Merry Oldsmobile""My Scary Chernobyl"Barry J. Mitchel
"How Much Is That Doggy In The Window""So Much Is Snoop Doggy In The News, Now"Airfarcewon
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window""Too Much Is My Doggie Lettin' Wind Go"Airfarcewon
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?""How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window?"John A. Barry
"The Sound of Music""The Sound of Smooth Jazz"Fitu Petaia
"Old Cape Cod""Old Crap Cod"Airfarcewon
"The Tennesee Waltz""The Genesee Waltz"Airfarcewon

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?ASPCA/Animal Shelter/Pet Shopcrazydon
Old Cape CodMassachusetts Tourist BureauMelissa Conway

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Where's Captain Kirk?
   Spizzenergi
Old Cape Cod
   Patti Page
Where's Captain Kirk? Old Cape Cod
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Cross Over The Bridge
   Patti Page
Bridge Over Troubled Water
   Simon & Garfunkel
Cross Over The Bridge Over Troubled Water
Joelle
Go On With The Wedding
   Patti Page
Naked
   Avril Lavigne
Go On With The Wedding Naked
April Fleming
Cross Over The Bridge
   Patti Page
Burning Bridges
   Jack Scott
Cross Over The Burning Bridges
Jennifer Howard

Misheard Lyrics:

"Allegheny Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator Moon, I need your light.
Original Lyrics:
Allegheny Moon, I need your light.
"Cross Over the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your pickle patch behind you
And true romance will find you.
Original Lyrics:
Leave your fickle past behind you
And true romance will find you.
"Cross Over the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your sniggle grass behind you.
Original Lyrics:
Leave your fickle past behind you.
"Tennessee Waltz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you know how much I have lost.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know just how much I have lost.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Allegheny Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator Moon, I need your light.
Original Lyrics:
Allegheny Moon, I need your light.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Carmen Stanley

When I first heard this, I envisioned it being sung in a Southeastern US swamp area, because of the presumed alligator reference. Later I learned that Allegheny is a river in Pennsylvania, so the song's setting is probably far away from any alligators.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Tennessee Waltz"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I remember the night, and the Tennessee Waltz
Now I know just how much I have lost
Yes I lost my little darlin', the night they were playing
The beautiful Tennessee Waltz
Why They're Misrhymed:
I'm sorry to say this, Patti, but although this has been a favorite song of mine since I was a little kid, 'lost' and 'Waltz' don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"
Opening Lines:
How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, arf)
Comments:
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" was a #1 tune for Patti Page and some uncredited singing dogs from the early 1950's.
Submitted by: Peter
 

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Tennessee Waltz"
The Lyrics:
I was dancin' with my darlin' To the Tennessee Waltz When an old friend happened to see I introduced her to my loved one, And while they were dancing My friend stole my sweetheart from me.
Why:
So goes the first verse of Patti Page's 1956 #1 hit single, "The Tennessee Waltz". A dance named after the state of Tennessee.
Submitted by: Peter
"Old Cape Cod"
The Lyrics:
If you spend an evening you'd want to stay watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay You're sure to fall in love with Old Cape Cod.
Why:
"Old Cape Cod" was a hit single for Patti Page from 1953. It of course is about Cape Cod Bay in Massachusetts.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Hawkingbird Mill" originally "Mockingbird Hill"
Submitted by: Stan E. Cox-Hyde

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Cross Over The Bridge"
The Lyrics:
Leave your fickle past behind you
Why:
Leave your pickle fast behind you
Submitted by: Terror Reid
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