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Song Parodies for Patti Page

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"Allegheny Moon" "Allegations True" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cross Over the Bridge" "Cross Ogre 'neath Bridge" "John A. Barry"
"Cross Over the Bridge" "Cross Over This Bridge?!" "John A. Barry"
"Cross Over The Bridge" "Floss Under The Bridge" "Airfarcewon"
"Cross Over The Bridge" "Let Me Cross The Bridge!" "Old Man Ribber"
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" "Computer Illiteracy" "Adagio"
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" "Doggie In The Window" "Airfarcewon"
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" "How Good Is That Doggie In The White House" "Parody Pete"
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" "How Macho's That Doggie In The Window" "Airfarcewon"
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" "How Many Doggies Did Sicko Vick Blow. . . ?" "John A. Barry"
"(How Much is) That Doggie in the Window?" "(How Much is) That AR When It's on Sale?" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?" "How Much is that Donkey in the Window?" "Squire Malloy"
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" "How Much Is That Harley In The Window" "Diva"
"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?" "How Much is that Hoggie in the Window?" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" "How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo" "Phil Alexander"
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" "How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window?" "John A. Barry"
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" "How Rich Is That Doggie Of Leona's" "Airfarcewon"
"How Much is That Doggie In the Window?" "I'm Tossing That Ciggie From the Window" "Rick Duncan"
"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?" "I'm Watchin' a Doggie in a Video" "Merry & Pippin"
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" "It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows" "John A. Barry"
"How Much Is That Doggie In the Window?" "So Much of That Doggerel I’ve Winnowed" "John A. Barry"
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" "Too Much Is My Doggie Lettin' Wind Go" "Airfarcewon"
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" "We Must Get the Doggie Figures Winnowed" "Tony the Cat"
"How Much is that Doggie in the Window" "Who is that Old Lady in the Mirror (The Five Stages of Aging)" "jango"
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?" "You Can't Blame the Doggie" "John A. Barry"
"How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?" "How Much Did That Doggie's Shit the Window?" "John A. Barry"
"How Much Is That Doggy In The Window" "So Much Is Snoop Doggy In The News, Now" "Airfarcewon"
"How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?" "Wow! Muck Kicks: Mad Dogging Through Car Windows" "John A. Barry"
"Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte" "Drop Dead In Charlotte" "Old Man Ribber"
"I Went To Your Wedding" "We're Not At Your Wedding?" "Old Man Ribber"
"Mockin' Bird Hill" "On Old Boot Hill" "Guy DiRito"
"Mockingbird Hill" "Mockingbird's Kill" "Airfarcewon"
"My Merry Oldsmobile" "My Scary Chernobyl" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"Old Cape Cod" "Old Crap Cod" "Airfarcewon"
"Tennessee Waltz" "Tennessee Vols" "Edward Genereux"
"The Sound of Music" "The Sound of Smooth Jazz" "Fitu Petaia"
"The Tennesee Waltz" "The Genesee Waltz" "Airfarcewon"
"With My Eyes Wide Open, I'm Dreaming" "With Dry Eyes Wide Open, I'm Reaming (rationed care)" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"You Belong To Me" "I Be Long To Her" "Airfarcewon"
"You Can't Be True, Dear" "Globe's Warming's True, Peer" "Barry J. Mitchel"
"You Can't Be True, Dear" "You Can't Play Through, Dear" "Barry J. Mitchel"

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