You Can't Blame the Doggie

You can't blame the doggie when its bimbo
Owner is a skank bitch who's failed
To train it not to howl when the wind blows.
I wish they'd put this bitch in jail.

The dog laws are lax in California,
Favoring tarts like her who own
Nuisance dogs and then let the curs bone 'em.
Both they and the mutts start to moan.

Guess she spreads her labia and it slobbers,
'Cause she tastes like filet of shark.
When she lets her canine lover sex her,
It gets all excited and barks.

You rarely hear noises from a kitty.
Parrots are inside when they squawk.
Absolutely silent—little fishies.
But this dumb bitch lets her mutt "talk."

You can't blame the doggie when its bimbo
Owner's a skank bitch who has failed
To train it not to howl when the wind blows.
I wish they'd put this bitch in jail.

I wish they'd put this bitch in jail.