CHORUS:
How much of that doggie's out the window? (bark, bark)
If too much he may be impaled.
He loves his snout out there where the wind blows. (bang, bang!)
But by a road-rager he's nailed.

It's scary to drive in California.
Be wary if you walk and roam. . .
Attacked by a crazed crack dealer's pit bull. . .
Hit by some twit on a cell phone.

CHORUS

A pup snout stuck out the window slobbers; (mu-cous!)
Your windshield's the saliva's mark
You hope that a big bump will eject him,
Then that driver will have to park.

CHORUS

I got carjacked one day in the city
By a crazed crack addict who talked
Of our long joy ride, so it's a pity
His pit bull this day won't get walked.

So his stir-crazed pup jumps out the window,
Unchained, down the lane, to assail
A kid and old lady--off their skin goes.
The mutt then mauls the man with mail.