Song Parodies -> I'm Watchin' a Doggie in a Video
| Original Song Title: | "How Much is that Doggie in the Window?" |
| Original Performer: | Patti Page |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Watchin' a Doggie in a Video" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
The one with a saliv'ry trail
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
That l'il pup's sure got him some good tail!
I just caught a clip of little porn yeah
Called "Eve and Paws: Canine Cyclone"
Seems she finds that doggie very fulsome
'Cus the doggie sure has a good bone!
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
His antics they sure 'make her smile'
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
It's provin' that "doggie" is good style
On screen of my 'puter there were pop-ups
I thought I'd check out for a lark
But soon I downloaded whole collection
'Cus Rover shoots right on the mark!
Eve took on a Pug and an Akita
She sure made that Terrier squawk
She did tricks with howling little Shih Tzus
I must say those Cock-ers made me gawk
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
The one which does shaggy impale
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
I do hope more filmings are avail!
The one with a saliv'ry trail
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
That l'il pup's sure got him some good tail!
I just caught a clip of little porn yeah
Called "Eve and Paws: Canine Cyclone"
Seems she finds that doggie very fulsome
'Cus the doggie sure has a good bone!
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
His antics they sure 'make her smile'
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
It's provin' that "doggie" is good style
On screen of my 'puter there were pop-ups
I thought I'd check out for a lark
But soon I downloaded whole collection
'Cus Rover shoots right on the mark!
Eve took on a Pug and an Akita
She sure made that Terrier squawk
She did tricks with howling little Shih Tzus
I must say those Cock-ers made me gawk
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
The one which does shaggy impale
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
I do hope more filmings are avail!
www.merryandpippin.com
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I'll quit groaning just long enough to give you some 5s...eeek!
Woof. Bark, bark, Howwwwwwwllll
Don't forget the K9 Jelly!
You two are a couple of very sick puppies! :-)
I conCUR--this is a good one. "Eve and Paws: Canine Cyclone” made me howl.
This one fetches three 5s!
This one is truly cute. Bet someone reads it and gets an idea to put doggie porn up...lol. 5's
What is it with this website? Does everyone here but me have a weird fetish for canine sexuality? 5's.
Once you go terrier, you'll never be merrier!
Said the spaniel, "I'll cocker".
To hack with a knife, the price, on my sticker
Come back with your wife, be nice, and we'll dicker.
Come back with your wife, be nice, and we'll dicker.
Thanks! Glad everyone enjoyed it! Looks like one of the doggies forgot to vote, tho' Must be bad paw coordination! ;-)
why you sick twisted perverts.....lemme know next time you're gonna watch something like this...i'll bring the popcorn......5s
Mmmmm! Popcorn! Thanks Alvin! ;-)
Bow wow WOW yippee yo yippee yay...5's. :-)
So,how many times did you hit the "Paws" button?(Remember,once you go Dane,you're in for great Pain !) 555
Have you two been watching too much European porn or what? LOL I love it, it's so racy & dirty - right up my alley! ;)
Just too many good lines to comment on one - an exercise in how to beat the censor. I had to take away my dog's phone privileges after she ordered a subscription to "Doggie Style" magazine.
To the car salesman: "You dicker first,I'll dicker next, she go home with guy who dicker the best !"
I have to say, I lapped this one up ! In fact, 'all you need is LUV' comes to mind...heehee.....( a t.v. commercial from waaay back.... ) Too clever guys !
Been trying to teach my dog to "come" for over a year; I guess I had the wrong kind of training video. I'd give you "all fours" but that wouldn't be right.
I'm running out of words to describe these...how many ways can there BE for awesome!
I'd at least use larger breeds. (J/K everybody, very funny in a lurid sort of way. :D)
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