-> "How Rich Is That Doggie Of Leona's"
Original Song Title:
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"How Rich Is That Doggie Of Leona's"
The Lyrics
How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
She wears diamond rings on her tail
How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
I wonder if Trouble's for sale
Trouble was her heir, Leona Helmsley
When the "Queen of Mean" gave up her throne
You can bet that dog will not be lonesome
Heard she just bought a villa in Rome..
How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
Now bites her own mailman named Matt
How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
I'd like to have Trouble like that..
Left only five million for two grand kids
Two others got nothin' but dust
Her pet doggie, Trouble hit the jackpot
She left her twelve mill in a trust..
Dog buys her own bunnies and some kitties
To chase when she feels kinda' bored
And just got a bowl of small gold fishes
To frighten, and paw at, Oh Lord..
How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
Her doggie friends all are agog
Although she's not mentioned on the Forbes list (arf, arf)
She's prob'lly the world's richest dog..
I'm sure she's the world's richest dog..
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