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Song Parodies -> "How Much is that Donkey in the Window?"

Original Song Title:

"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"How Much is that Donkey in the Window?"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

Does money run politics? Do woodchucks chuck wood? Don't go ballistic on me, Dems. I know they all do it, but How Much is that Pachyderm? just didn't flow.
how much is that donkey in the window?(Ka-ching, Ka-ching!)
The one up on capitol hill
How much is that donkey in the window?(Ka-ching, Ka-ching!)
I CAN buy his vote and I will

I need to do drilling in Alaska
We need lots of oil and gas
I'm guessing with money in his pocket
That he'll switch his NO vote to YES

How much is that donkey in the window?(Ka-ching, Ka-ching!)
Can I put the check in the mail?
How much is that donkey in the window?(Ka-ching, Ka-ching!)
I do know that donkey's for sale

I don't want financial regulation
I'm not any Joe six-pack slob
My lobbying's good for corporations
And bribery's a well paying job

How much is that donkey in the window?(Ka-ching, Ka-ching!)
Can I put the check in the mail?
How much is that donkey in the window?(Ka-ching, Ka-ching!)
I do know that donkey's for sale
I do know that donkey's for sale

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Old Man Ribber - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Squire - Good job and way too true. I know what you meant by donkeys (generic for *sses)...but in this case there are both "donkeys" and "elephants" for sale! ;D
Francis the talking mule - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
If it wasn't for donkeys taking bribes and selling their votes, Obamacare would never have passed.
AFW - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Very funny title switch - substance is too true to be funny - very well written
TJC - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Here in Calif., we call that Jerrypanderingly funny!

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