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Song Parodies -> "I'm Tossing That Ciggie From the Window"

Original Song Title:

"How Much is That Doggie In the Window?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Tossing That Ciggie From the Window"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

One of my "Pet" peeves. In California, there are only two things that are legal to throw out of a moving vehicle. Water is one of them. Guess the other.
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away

All over the state of California
Are people with chimps on their backs
We're littering streets and public highways
You know who we are from the hacks

I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away

I read in the paper there are dangers
But lessons like that I won't learn
How second hand smoke can often kill you
Hey, people die when forests burn

I don't want a lesson or a lecture
Don't tell me it must land somewhere
I puff on them cause I'm quite addicted
Once out of my hands I don't care

I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away
Rumblings of more tributes RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY

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Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff RD ! I recall you mentioning in your comment on my own cigarette-mocking parody (WARNING - SHAMELESS PARODY-PLUG APPROACHING) called "Dripping Wet With Pee (So Hard To Light)" that you give 5's to any parody that mocks cigarette smoking - so here's my 555 mg of low-tar appreciation for your own parody.
Jude Rodamer - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 Although I don't like people who throw stuff out of car windows...I DO like your parody.
Tim Hall - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Steve Martin once said get a litterbag for your car. When it's full, you can just throw it out the window. Great parody.
Jeff Reuben - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great song to throw out there
Adagio - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Cigs thrown out of the car window really bug me. I'm always wondering about where they land. Good job 5's
Eye1zlotto - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
relevant, true and FUNNY
Rick D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Doesn't anyone want to guess what the other legal thing allowed to come out of a moving vehicle is?
Mari D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
It's not motor oil.
Steven Cavanagh - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Backseat drivers? Great parody, BTW.
Tim Hall - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Since I moved to Vegas, I will NEVER forget the smoke in the air from the California wildfires that may have been caused by the subject matter of Rick's parody.
AussieBullDog - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
'Arnold For Governor' buttons? (Fives, mate.)
Rick D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, no one wants to guess. The answer is CHICKEN FEATHERS! The reason is you can't seal them in a truck or they kick the bucket too soon. So feathers are allowed to escape a moving vehicle. No one had the secret word, so I get to keep the buck-buck.
Meriadoc - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
How about pigeon feathers? We did a clean-out of some old pigeon coops and no tarp could keep in the feathers on the way to the dump! :-0
sloatead - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, i hate that too, and the motorcyclists REALLY hate that
Leah Lockhart - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one!!! I also heard that about chicken feathers... I had an acquaintance who once (claims to have) gotten a bag of chicken feathers and just throwed them randomly at tailgaters... since technically he couldn't be prosecuted for it.
Guy - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Too bad bowling balls aren't legal. That would back them tailgaters off real quick like.

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