Song Parodies -> I'm Tossing That Ciggie From the Window
| Original Song Title: | "How Much is That Doggie In the Window?" |
| Original Performer: | Patti Page |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Tossing That Ciggie From the Window" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
One of my "Pet" peeves. In California, there are only two things that are legal to throw out of a moving vehicle. Water is one of them. Guess the other.
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away
All over the state of California
Are people with chimps on their backs
We're littering streets and public highways
You know who we are from the hacks
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away
I read in the paper there are dangers
But lessons like that I won't learn
How second hand smoke can often kill you
Hey, people die when forests burn
I don't want a lesson or a lecture
Don't tell me it must land somewhere
I puff on them cause I'm quite addicted
Once out of my hands I don't care
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away
All over the state of California
Are people with chimps on their backs
We're littering streets and public highways
You know who we are from the hacks
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away
I read in the paper there are dangers
But lessons like that I won't learn
How second hand smoke can often kill you
Hey, people die when forests burn
I don't want a lesson or a lecture
Don't tell me it must land somewhere
I puff on them cause I'm quite addicted
Once out of my hands I don't care
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
I don't want it soiling my tray
I'm tossing that ciggie from the window (Puff puff)
It's something I just throw away
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Funny stuff RD ! I recall you mentioning in your comment on my own cigarette-mocking parody (WARNING - SHAMELESS PARODY-PLUG APPROACHING) called "Dripping Wet With Pee (So Hard To Light)" that you give 5's to any parody that mocks cigarette smoking - so here's my 555 mg of low-tar appreciation for your own parody.
5-5-5 Although I don't like people who throw stuff out of car windows...I DO like your parody.
Steve Martin once said get a litterbag for your car. When it's full, you can just throw it out the window. Great parody.
Great song to throw out there
Cigs thrown out of the car window really bug me. I'm always wondering about where they land. Good job 5's
relevant, true and FUNNY
Doesn't anyone want to guess what the other legal thing allowed to come out of a moving vehicle is?
It's not motor oil.
Backseat drivers? Great parody, BTW.
Since I moved to Vegas, I will NEVER forget the smoke in the air from the California wildfires that may have been caused by the subject matter of Rick's parody.
'Arnold For Governor' buttons? (Fives, mate.)
Okay, no one wants to guess. The answer is CHICKEN FEATHERS! The reason is you can't seal them in a truck or they kick the bucket too soon. So feathers are allowed to escape a moving vehicle. No one had the secret word, so I get to keep the buck-buck.
How about pigeon feathers? We did a clean-out of some old pigeon coops and no tarp could keep in the feathers on the way to the dump! :-0
5's, i hate that too, and the motorcyclists REALLY hate that
Nice one!!! I also heard that about chicken feathers... I had an acquaintance who once (claims to have) gotten a bag of chicken feathers and just throwed them randomly at tailgaters... since technically he couldn't be prosecuted for it.
Too bad bowling balls aren't legal. That would back them tailgaters off real quick like.
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