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Song Parodies -> "Carrot's In The Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Riders on the Storm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Carrot's In The Thong"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Thanks to Royce's "You Had To Shove A Carrot Down Your Thong" for the inspiration for this one...
Carrot's in the thong
Carrot's in the thong
Pretending that it's long
But we all know he's wrong
Like a dog a big bone
It goes with his cologne
Carrot's in the thong

There's potato in the shorts
Must cause uncomfortable thoughts
When you're on holiday
And you see him come your way
See tears in his eyes
As spud and balls collide
Potato in the shorts

Girl, do not laugh at your man
Girl, do not laugh at your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
It ain't a scrotal sack
If it's hanging at the back
Do not laugh at your man
Ha!

Carrot's in the thong
Carrot's in the thong

If he has to have a punt
Be completely blunt
It ain't no cunning stunt
To stick it at the FRONT
Carrot's in the thong
Carrot's in the thong
Carrot's in the thong
Carrot's in the thong
Carrot's in the thong
Carrot's in the thong

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Royce Miller - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, the last thing I ever thought I'd inspire is vegetable body humor, but you know, I'm glad I inspired something. Your voice in the recording goes with the lyrics-quite a package.
Billy Florio - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL another nice one
Wild Man - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Take a classic Door's tune, and a a few veggies. There you have it. Food & fun all in one.
Peregrin - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Phil! I have been mucking around with "Storm" for months trying to turn into something meaningful, but I cannot beat that. So I have thrown it out! You are obviously a meat and two veg type of guy!
Charlie Decker - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent...I ADORE the recording of this one :-)
Meriadoc - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious! But wouldn't a cucumber taper less? :-0
Phil Alexander - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry, I don't know about you, but there's no way I've got space for a cucumber...
The Empress - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmm, think I'll go toss a salad...
Phil Alexander - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Empress, I don't think I needed to know that... and I certainly don't want to know if you'll be using salad cream ;-)
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
"See tears in his eyes As spud and balls collide" Lots of great lines! 5's

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