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Song Parodies -> "You Only Die Once"
Original Song Title:
"You Only Live Twice"
Original Performer:
Nancy Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"You Only Die Once"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
I think this is my second parody sung by Blofeld (or other generic Bond villain)
You only die once
Life is so short
You meddled with me
And now you've been caught
Fights and car chases
That I've had with you
You've had more faces
Than that Dr. Who
And now I've got you tied
You fell in my trap
The spy who was spied
And you cannot escap
You cannot abscond
So don't be a dunce
You know, Meester Bond
You only die once.
(You can't escape me, mwahaha! You can't escape me, mwahaha)
(You can't escape me, mwahaha! You can't escape me, mwaha... WHAT!?!?)
How did he get free?
That British boy scout
Please explain to me
How did Bond get out?
Just can't get the staff
My minions are c***s
So with an evil laugh
They'll only die once
Life is so short
You meddled with me
And now you've been caught
Fights and car chases
That I've had with you
You've had more faces
Than that Dr. Who
And now I've got you tied
You fell in my trap
The spy who was spied
And you cannot escap
You cannot abscond
So don't be a dunce
You know, Meester Bond
You only die once.
(You can't escape me, mwahaha! You can't escape me, mwahaha)
(You can't escape me, mwahaha! You can't escape me, mwaha... WHAT!?!?)
How did he get free?
That British boy scout
Please explain to me
How did Bond get out?
Just can't get the staff
My minions are c***s
So with an evil laugh
They'll only die once
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You have definitely Bonded with the original...Shaken, not stirred..5's
"So I suppose you expect me to talk?"
"No-o-o, Mr. Bond, I expect you to FIVE."
"No-o-o, Mr. Bond, I expect you to FIVE."
Sean was great, but since then there's just been Wussys Galore - not this parody tho - 555
Phil, looks like "Eastern European Spy Accents" are a steady theme this week here on "amiright". Not too much beeg trouble for me to give you three 5's here. Good job...
"Wussys Galore", Stuart... Wasn't that one of the Bond girls? Though you could write a William Tell overture parody to that sort of concept: "Wussy Bond, wussy Bond, wussy Bond, Bond, Bond".
Incidentally, my first foray into Bondage (so to speak) is here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/lizaminelli0.shtml
PS.. thanks guys :-)
Incidentally, my first foray into Bondage (so to speak) is here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/lizaminelli0.shtml
PS.. thanks guys :-)
Yes Phil, Honor Blackman, no less, in Goldfinger....... "I'm Pussy. Pussy Galore" Sean in THAT accent: "I'll bet you are"
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