Emailing me pictures, and they're
Emailing me jokes
Emailing a lottery win, but
I know it's a hoax
Got an email yesterday
Made my jaw drop, made me say...

**** me - that is weird
**** me! **** me, puffins with a beard
**** me that's wrong
Holy ****! an emu with a schlong
**** me

Fornicating kangaroos
Fornicating ducks
Those penguins are lesbian? well,
I don't give a ****
But this picture, OMFG
Holy ****, it's ****ing me!!

**** me! That's perverse
**** me ****ing in a hearse
**** me that's not right
Because I don't do that kind of shite
**** me

Grrr, he must be using Photoshop
Grrr, no more, **** Adobe, **** Adobe
Grrr, va te faire enculer, encule-toi

It's a crime, it's bad taste, it's not fair and they'll pay
It's a crime, it's bad taste, it's not fair AND THEY'LL PAY
**** me - attack
**** me, **** me.. I'll get my own back
Took me for a ride
**** me, **** me.. but now it's my time

Your image I'll photoshop
Yes, I've got just the scene
Ducks and sheep and alsatians
And make it so obscene
You there sandwiched in between
As you begin your.. beguine

**** you! You will learn
Not to **** me - it's my turn
**** me, no **** you
**** me! Who did I just send those to?
**** me! Major fail
**** me! **** me! Wrong email
**** me! **** me! Sent it to my boss's, and he's on-line
**** me! What I do?
**** me! **** me... I'm in deep doo-doo
**** me!
Ooops, **** me, uh-oh
**** me Out o' luck
**** me, **** me, **** me.. yes I'm ****ed