-> "Twelve days of Broadband"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve days of Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve days of Broadband"
The Lyrics
On the first day of broadband, I got some MPGs of a bird on the flying trapeze
On the second day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Two bouncing boobies
And a bird on the flying trapeze
On the third day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Three French letters
Two bouncing boobies, etc
On the fourth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Four knockout birds
Three French letters, etc
On the fifth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Five gorgeous teens
Four knockout birds, etc
On the sixth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Six girls a-laying
Five gorgeous teens, etc
On the seventh day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Seven gangs a-banging
Six girls a-laying, etc
On the eighth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Eight maids-a-bating
Seven gangs a-banging, etc
On the ninth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Nine "ladies" dancing
Eight maids-a-bating, etc
On the tenth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Ten lords a-licking
Nine "ladies" dancing, etc
On the eleventh day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Eleven pumpers pumping
Ten lords a-licking, etc
On the twelfth day of broadband, I got some MPGs
...but my fgmfmfmmff hard disk was full up and the computer crashed...
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