-> "It's Rule 34"
Original Song Title:
"I've Been Everywhere"
Parody Song Title:
"It's Rule 34"
The Lyrics
I was typin' my chat on a lonely on-line web-based forum
When along comes a guy, whingeing 'bout photoshopped por-run
He said "nobody wants to see pictures showing Princess Leia
In a threesome with Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Leo Sayer
He asked me if I knew what this pornography was for
And I said, "Listen. No exceptions - it's called Rule 34"
[Chorus:]
It's Rule 34, man.
It's Rule 34, man.
Everything's got porn, man.
It's what the net is for, man.
There's always room for more, man.
It's rule 34
There's porn of:
Girls, boys
Sex toys,
Illinois
Vegetables
Crack whores
Back doors
Slack drawers
Vince Cable
Neck hairs
Deck chairs
Shrek's lair
Ray Liotta
Cartoons
Big baboons
Looney Tunes
Harry Potter
Inbred
Gingerbread
Giving head
Hairy fellas
She-fellas
Playing cellos
Drinking Stella
David Mellor
[Chorus]
There's porn of:
Big bums
Shotguns
Number ones
Putting wax on
Kangaroos
Statues
Number twos
Michael Jackson
Movie stars
Fast cars
Kitkat bars
Circumcision
Pop tarts
Go-karts
Private parts
Eurovision
Batman, Robin
Mary Poppins
Martin Robbins
Star Trek
T-Rex
Poop decks
Glenn Beck
What the heck?
[Chorus]
There's porn of:
Neat bikes
Street bikes
Sweet bikes
Overclocking
Polar bears
Care bears
Teddy bears
Tights not stockings
Fishnets
Jump jets
Smurfette,
Glenn Hoddle
Deadly sins
Sets of twins
Mannequins
Lego Models
Ice lollies
Rag dollies
Shopping trollies
Masks with gimps on
Tower of Pisa
Bart and Lisa
Marge and Homer Simpson
[Chorus]
There's porn of:
MPs
CDs
STDs
Horny mothers
Plus fours
Star Wars
Use the Force
Chuckle brothers
Dinosaurs
Minotaurs
Gary Moore
Babysitters
Mai Lin
Sailin
Sarah Palin
Gary Glitter
Scooby Doo
Tigger, too
My kazoo
Big erections
Misperception
Self-perception
Contraception
No exceptions
[Chorus]
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