-> "Bad Medicine (The Homoeopathy Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Medicine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Medicine (The Homoeopathy Song)"
The Lyrics
I'm running a fever got a pyretic disease
It'll take more than just water to procure a remedy
I know, I could take placebo but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a sugar pill of homoeopathy
There's only ****ing water there at 30C
[Bridge:]
30C
That's so dilute ev'ry single trace gone
Is homoe-
How much active ingredient: none
-opathy
Active molecules: no, not even one
You won't get addicted 'cause there's no ****ing drug
[Chorus:]
Homoeopathy's bad medicine
Bad medicine ain't what I need
Shake it up (succuss), it's still bad medicine
'Cause homoeopathy won't
Cure my disease
Bad, bad medicine
Bad, bad medicine
I don't need no needle
I'm no acupuncture fan
And I don't think that Reiki
Ever gonna heal this man
I got a dirty down infection
And I'm feeling kind of sick
And I reckon on reflection
I need antibiotic
So grab the hypodermic
Don't care if I feel a prick
[Bridge]
30C
They do no testing so they haven't got proof
Is homoe-
Return on investment is right through the roof
-opathy
Can't believe that it isn't a spoof
And you won't get addicted 'cause there's no ****ing drug
Homoeopathy's bad medicine
Bad medicine ain't what you need
Succussing sucks, and it's bad medicine
He's not a doctor, he won't
Cure your disease
Bad, bad medicine
Bad, bad medicine
[Solo that's so dilute there's nothing left at all]
Correlation ain't causation for improvements you have seen
When a better explanation is regression to the mean
Whatever you detect, measured significance is small
There ain't no side-effects because there's no effect at all
Homoeopathy's bad medicine
Bad medicine if really ill
Shake it up, just like bad medicine
What memory of water on
A sugar pill
Homoeopathy's bad medicine
Bad medicine still isn't cheap
Shake it up, it's still bad medicine
There's nothing in it that
Can cure a disease
Bad, bad medicine
Bad, bad medicine
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