-> "Maybe It's All Bullshit"
Original Song Title:
"Thank You For The Music" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Maybe It's All Bullshit"
I'm trained in science, so when I go looking for truth
Faith ain't enough, I always insist that there's proof
And I've often wondered, was Christ so renowned
'Cause no-one wrote nothing while he was around
The first gospel appears
After time-lapse of seventy years
So I think
Maybe it's all bullshit, pure invention
There's too many errors to mention
Who did write about it, I ask in all honesty
Why's it in Greek?
And the whole "Gospel of Mark" - who was HE?
So now I reckon that it's bullshit
It's sheer inaccuracy
Jesus, they say, was born December twenty-fifth
Seems coincidental and predated by Mithras's myth
At Mithras' birth, shepherds gathered around
Hey, isn't THAT a familiar sound
From those Christmas-y songs
At least one of them's got to be wrong
So I say
Yes, I think it's bullshit, I don't believe it
A billion do - how'd they achieve it?
Jesus came from Nazareth - believed by so many men
But then again
Looks like there wasn't a "Nazareth" then
So I say Yes, I think it's bullshit
It sounds like shit to me
Don't get me started on the whole myth of virgin birth
It's just another tale from Mithras' legend
What a lie, what a hype, what a church!
So I say
Total utter bullshit, the whole damn bible
None of it is verifi'ble
So many folks live by it, I've never quite understood
Isn't it odd
That this charade is called "The Word of God"
And so I say that it is bullshit
Sure sounds like shit to me
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