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Song Parodies -> "Whoever You Are"

Original Song Title:

"Whatever You Want"

Original Performer:

Status Quo

Parody Song Title:

"Whoever You Are"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Confused? You won't be until you try singing this one.
Whoever you are
Whatever you think
Whatever they say
You do it my way
You pay for my drink
Wherever you eat
Whatever your food
Whichever you're in
However I'm rude

I'm showing off
I'm being obtuse
You don't complain
But scratch your head, looking confused
I take the piss
You start to cry
And now today
You turn to me and ask me why

I could take you out
For a restaurant meal again
I could make an offer you can't understand

However you want
Wherever you like
Endeavour to stay
Whenever to play
And stop for a bite
Wherever you eat
Whatever your food
However you're dressed
If ever you're nude

[Instrumental]

I'm showing off
You're walking out
I want the menu
Turn around, what's this all about
Your plate is full
My wine is dry
And now you say
We couldn't even eat nearby

I could take you out
For a restaurant meal again
I could make an offer you can't understand

However, you're back
Whenever you came
Whoever you saw
Whatever your awe
I take the blame
Whenever you eat
Whoever you see
However you're not
As clever as me
Whatever this meant
Whatever this meant...

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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