-> "I've Only Got A Three Inch Tool"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want To Be With You"
Parody Song Title:
"I've Only Got A Three Inch Tool"
The Lyrics
I've got a little Gerber that's my current muse
It's got on every gadget that you'd ever use
Blade, saw and pliers, a blade (again)
They never let me take it when I board a plane
It's compact and it's cool
I've got a little three-inch tool
So be it fixing shelves or twiddling a knob
My handy little Gerber's always just the job
Screwing or tweaking, or spaying the cat
I use it as a hammer 'cause it's hard and flat
So, don't it make you drool?
My handy little three-inch tool
It's got a tin opener
A handy and dandy saw-aw
A doodad that'll make you ask
Now what the hell is this for?
Now listen honey
Just because I take it with me here and there
That doesn't mean I'm screwing around everywhere
'Cause sometimes I'm banging, and tweaking too
My tool is getting lots of use - not just for you
Yes, it's my little jewel
My lovely little three inch tool
You stopped to frown at me
And looked at me askance
But when you took hold of my tool
Well, I didn't stand a chance
Omission, honey
You say you want to keep an eye on every inch
Your hand upon my pliers made me feel the pinch
But you shortened something that just got snipped
You said it was an accident, your hand just slipped
I guess now I'm the fool
I've only got a three inch tool
Ain't I the bloody fool
I've only
I've only
I've only
I've only
I've only got a three inch tool
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