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Song Parodies -> "Fondle 'er - The Madonna and Britney Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Status Quo

Parody Song Title:

"Fondle 'er - The Madonna and Britney Song"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

This is the same song as the Dion and the Belmonts original, it's just that I've grown up with the Quo version.
Madonna is a girl who knows what's going down
'Cause she's done lots of videos with lots of boys around
She kisses and she hugs 'em and gets lifted off the ground
It's fun to watch those videos - but please turn down the sound
We've seen 'em fondle 'er, Yeah, fondle 'er
She's been around around around around around

There's Britney on her left, and there's Christina on her right
But when I saw them kissing, it was quite a gruesome sight
Brit says she's a virgin, well, she hasn't got a hope
'Cause if Britney is a virgin, then I'm the frigging Pope
We've seen 'em fondle 'er, Yeah, fondle 'er
She's been around around around around around

Oh well I saw them both on stage
Dressed in some skimpy kit
Thought "At least they're over-age"
And just what they get up to - do I really give a shit?

They're both that kind of girl and they're at that kind of stage
They both will do just what it takes to get on the front page
They're getting their publicity by kissing some young girl
And, thanks to the internet, pix fly round the world
We've seen her fondle 'er, Yeah, fondle 'er
She's been around around around around around

Britney is a girl with a tendency to flirt
I've seen her on TV, the camera pointing up her skirt
Now, you could call me cynical and maybe I am wrong
But surely record sales ought to be more about the song?
We've seen 'em fondle 'er, Yeah, fondle 'er
She's been around around around around around
We've seen 'em fondle 'er, Yeah, fondle 'er
She's been around around around around around

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked this one, Phil!! 5's
Leah Lockhart - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, I'd kiss Madonna if she asked me too! Good one. I thought it was going to be about MJ but I'm glad you had an original idea!
Melhi - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Phil. Perfect song choice!

I wouldn't kiss Madonna if she asked me. 1. She's too old for me (and my oldest daughter is almost Britney's age, so to me, it looked like B & C were kissing their grandma... and that was the ick-factor for me... ew, ew, ew) 2. I could do much better!
Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Phil!
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, Britney was on OUR left, Madonna's right. But who cares. At this point, Madonna could "deflower" Britney right onstage, and it would be, Yeah, sure, what else ya got? If they hadn't kissed, that would've been "Man bites dog."
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Some great lines in here but I liked the friggin' Pope one best.
Agrimorfee - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
It's a shame that this parody still is relevant 4 years after submission. It's not a shame, however, that it still is funny.

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