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Song Parodies -> "Boyzone"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Boyzone"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

We don't sing rap
Our songs are crap
There's no dispute
That we look cute

The girlies love us but we better not touch (Don't touch)
The press would kill us if the story ever got out
We want to have them but we don't want it much (not much)
We sing about them but our songs are anodyne Boyzone

We're Boyzone - how much can you take
Boyzone, I don't think you'll stay awake
Boyzone...

Our words don't mean
One sin-gle thing
Each song one hears
Bores you to tears

You hear us singing and it's instant sleep (to sleep)
It's so insipid you'll need matchsticks under your eyes
One whole album and you'll sleep so deep (so deep)
So bland and wishy-washy songs are anodyne Boyzone

We're Boyzone - how much can you take
Boyzone, I don't think you'll stay awake
Boyzone...

So sharp, so keen
Our drum machine

The girlies love us but we better not touch (Don't touch)
The press would kill us if the story ever got out
We want to have them but we don't want it much (not much)
We sing about them but our songs are anodyne Boyzone

We're Boyzone - how much can you take
Boyzone, I don't think you'll stay awake
Boyzone...

The girlies love us but we better not touch (Don't touch)
The press would kill us if the story ever got out
We want to have them but we don't want it much (not much)
We sing about them but our songs are anodyne Boyzone
yeah
I don't think you'll stay awake

Boyzone, oh no
I don't think you'll stay awake
I don't think you'll stay awake

We're Boyzone
Please help me to stay awake
Boyzone

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natalie shipley - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
i think that your parody was very rubbish because that was noot funny
Phil Alexander - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Natalie, you are perfectly entitled to your opinion, but... might you be a Boyzone fan, by any chance?

Phil
Jim A - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Class! :D especially the Drum Machine line :)
Bobo - January 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Fan-freakin'-tastic parody. Dare I suggest that natalie is one of those over-protective fanatics?
Phil Alexander - January 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys... I like the way this one sings - I think I've got a karaoke version here somewhere, so I might try recording it :-@

Phil
Mads - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this. Boyzone SUCKS!
Sweet Indigo - August 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Ahahaha. I used to be a Boyzone fan when I was 11, but weirdly I never owned a single album. Suggesting that deep down I too knew they were crap.

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