Fun Music Information -> Alice Cooper
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Music Quotes:
I don't kill chickens, Colonel Sanders does - Alice Cooper talking on the whole chicken thing at the Toronto music festival Submitted by: Alicefan
| He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - on Marilyn Manson Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- Alice Cooper was actually an 18th century witch. The modern Alice Cooper(Vince Furnier) legally changed his name to this in the 20th Century. Submitted by: SarahSays
- Alice Cooper thought of that name because he wanted something similar to "Lizzy Borden" the murderer. He said he imagined "alice cooper" being a tiny girl with a huge ax hidden behind her back. One night he was messing with a ouija board and asked it, who is Alice Cooper? The board spelled out his name, Vincent Damon Furnier. Submitted by: Nick Mancini
Why the Name is Stupid:
- The witch, he named himself after, had exactly the same name... which means it couldn't be more unoriginal. Submitted by: Mads
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Vincent Fournier. Submitted by: Kyle
Also known as: Vincent Furnier. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner
Strange Offspring Names:
- Sonora Cooper - Never heard of this name before. Submitted by: Mary
- Dashiell - Known as "Dash" Submitted by: Mary
- Calico Cooper - Alice is my hero, so I can't criticise. Calico dances on stage for Dad now - she's a great showgirl! Submitted by: nursie
- Batarang - You know, the weapon of choice for Batman. Submitted by: ZUKE
- Calico, Dashiell and Sonora Rose - Not my style, but I guess it could be worse. Submitted by: Frida
- Calico Cooper - His daughter is now used in his show as the nurse, Whipdancer, and Britney Spears. Submitted by: Mr. Binky
- Calico - I think it is a pretty name. My mom thinks of cats when she hears Calico. You know Calico Cat. Submitted by: Kayla
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Prince of Darkness" | Not a speaking part, and listed in the credit's as "Street Sicko". - princejellyfish |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Teenage Lament '74" | Also known as "What Are You Gonna Do?", because he repeats this incessantly towrds the end. (But doesn't mention "Teenage lament".) - Rocky |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Like, Sixty" | "Eighteen" | Mark |
| "Emaciated" | "Elected" | hardrock |
| "Ejaculated" | "Elected " | Mr. Brownstone |
| "Evicted" | "Elected" | rocky |
| "Christened" | "Elected" | Christian |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "House Of Fire," | A house can't be made of fire | oldrock |
| "Bed Of Nails," | A bed can't be made of nails | oldrock |
| "Love Is A Loaded Gun," | A loaded gun is a weapon to kill. Not love | oldrock |
| "I Never Cry," | Everybody cries! | oldrock |
| "Only Women Bleed," | Not true, I say !!! | oldrock |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "School Day" | "School's Out," Alice Cooper | Kathy |
| "I Can Dream About You" | "Welcome To My Nightmare," Alice Cooper | Edward |
| "Who Do You Love" | "It's Me," Alice Cooper | Peter |
| "Hey Stoopid" | "It's Me," Alice Cooper | Alice answers his own song, lol - nightrain express |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"It's My Boy" originally "It's My Body"
Stephanie Craddock
"Brutal Plant" originally "Brutal Planet"
Like Audrey in Little Shop Of Horrors
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Under My Heels" originally "Under My Wheels"
That's not a very good place to be
Alanis Morrisette in blades
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Selected" originally "Elected"
Well, the titles might be similar in meaning...
Serafina
"How You Gonna Seed Me Now?" originally "How You Gonna See Me Now?"
Melanie Bianca Green
"How You Gonna Seek Me Now?" originally "How You Gonna See Me Now?"
Melanie Bianca Green
"Bed Of Snails" originally "Bed Of Nails"
Regina Haniger
"School's Pout" originally "School's Out"
Peter
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"I Never Pry" originally "I Never Cry"
Nora Aaron
"Only Women Bleep" originally "Only Women Bleed"
jonny
"No More Mr. Lice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
So, happy he decided to clean up those lice!
My Name Is Joe
"Billion Dollar Rabies" originally "Billion Dollar Babies"
A little expensive for disease most don't want?
Alex
"I Never Fry" originally "I Never Cry"
Ed
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Wind-up Toy" | "Heeere's Johnny" | Dr Music |
| "Wind-up Toy" | "Peter Lorre" | Dr Music |
| "Poison" | "JoJo (The Pop Star Song)" | 92 CITI-FM & The Classic Rockers |
| "Wind-up Toy" | "The WereJoshPeck!" | Scary kid who is also a Werejoshpeck |
| "I'm Eighteen" | "Won Eighteen (Coach's Lament)" | Harry |
| "School's Out" | "Coors Light" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "I'm Eighteen" | "I'm Eighty" | Elliot Iver |
| "Only Women Bleed" | "Only God Decides" | Christian Sally |
| "I Love The Dead" | "I Love The Dead" | Yoidy |
| "Between High School and Old School" | "Between Preschool and High School" | Abbott Skelding |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Wind-Up Toy | "Weinerville" on dvd. | AC |
| Million Dollar Babies | 'Million Dollar Baby' Promo | tictacs941 |
| Dirty Diamonds | Diamond car insurance | Pickle |
| Poison | 'Poison' perfume | Pickle |
| Welcome To My Nightmare | 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series of slasher films | Screamer |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Only Women Bleed | Tampax | beatlebabe |
| Poison | Poison Control Center | tictacs941 |
| Elected | The White House | Me |
| Inmates (We're All Crazy) | Mental Hospital | Chris |
| Clones | Doublemint Twins | rocky |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Relight My Fire Dan Hartman | House Of Fire Alice Cooper | Relight My House Of Fire | Mads |
| We Didn't Start The Fire Billy Joel | House Of Fire Alice Cooper | We Didn't Start The House Of Fire | Mads |
| Before I Forget Slipknot | School's Out Alice Cooper | Before I Forget School's Out | weird kid106 |
| Boris The Spider The Who | Black Widow Alice Cooper | Boris The Black Widow Spider | Mark Silverman |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Alice Krupa
Alice Cooper combined with Gene Krupa
Sample lyric: "Don't play the drums 'cause I read the papers."
Submitted By: Trouble Rabinowitz
Alice Kuepper
Alice Cooper combined with Ed Kuepper
Alice singing the old Saints' stuff could actually work!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Alice Cooper In Chains
Alice Cooper combined with Alice In Chains
Submitted By: Red Ant
Misheard Lyrics:
"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: you're blond
Original Lyrics: your blood
| "Feed My Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics: Won't you be my Frankenstein?
Original Lyrics: Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
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"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: Your poison run in though my legs.
Original Lyrics: Your poison running through my veins.
| "School's Out"
Misheard Lyrics: School's out, come leave it.
Original Lyrics: School's out completely.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Poison"
Misheard Lyrics: Boysland
Original Lyrics: Poison
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Story about this misheard lyric by: TetsuoK I always thought this was a song about a girl who'd been around the bush and back a couple times, and it was an ode to her nether regions. Hence, Boysland. |
Funny Lyrics:
"The Song That Didn't Rhyme"
The Funny Lyrics: 'The dj's were offended.My union card's suspended. Billboard declared it a crime.The melody blows in a key that no one can find'
Why They're Funny: This song must really suck if Billboard declared it a crime.
Submitted by: Travis
| "Department Of Youth"
The Funny Lyrics: We're the Department of Youth We've got the power And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?!
Why They're Funny: A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Lost In America"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I got a mom but i ainīt got a dad
My dadīs got a wife but she ainīt my mom Momīs lookinī for a man to be my dad... Why They're Repetitive: And on it goes! Those damn parents are mentioned several more times in the same verse... The other verses does the same thing but with the anoying word car. This might be the most enoying song lyrics ever written!
Submitted by: Dave
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Feed My Frankenstein"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Well I ain't evil, I'm just good looking I started the fire, so baby start cooking I'm a hungry man, but i don't want pizza I'm gonna blow down your house and then i'm gonna eatcha Bring you to a simmer, right on time, run my greasy fingers down your greasy spine
Why They're Nonsensical: First off, what does being evil have to do anything with being good looking? You don't need fires, we have stoves now. You don't want pizza? Then quit complaining and make chicken. My house is brick, just TRY to blow it down. I dare you. Bring you to a simmer? Wow, freakin cannibal. Run my greasy finger down your greasy spine? First off why are you both greasy? Looks like you need to take a wash BEFORE you do it. Seond, I don't want your fingers on my back, if you catch my drift.
Submitted by: AnnaBanana
| "Dead Babies"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Why They're Nonsensical: I don't think dead things CAN take care of themselves......
Submitted by: Mel
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Lyrics:
"You And Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: When I got home from work
I wanna wrap myself around you I wanna take you and squeeze you 'till the passion starts to rise Why They're Insincere: I wouldn't trust anything Alice says in this song if I were his girl
Submitted by: rocky
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We got no class and we got no principles
And we got no innocence We won't even think of a word that rhymes Why They're Misrhymed: You obviously couldn't rather than wouldn't. That so sounds like the kind of stupid thing I would do if I was writing a song. But I think that class/principles play on words was rather clever.
Submitted by: Marissa
| "Poison"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Your mouth so hot
Your web I'm caught Why They're Misrhymed: Even though its misryhmed some artists still try to make it sound like it ryhmes but he doesn't. Childish fool [Ed's note: Alice says he has lots of money and therefore doesn't care if he be a fool!]
Submitted by: fwhqghads
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Generation Landslide"
The Lyrics: 'The Colgate invisable shield finally got 'em.'
Product Brand Name: Colgate toothpaste
Submitted by: Alicefan
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Hello Hooray"
Opening Lines: Hello, Hooray, let the show begin I've been ready.
Comments: Alice has always opened his concerts with this song which barely made the Top 40 in 1973.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
| "House Of Fire"
Opening Lines: House of Fire, House of Fire
Comments: Hey Alice, we got it the first time dude.
Submitted by: Chani
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Poison"
The Lyrics: I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming
Why: That's really a rude thing wanting to do.
Submitted by: Mads
| "I Love The Dead"
The Lyrics: While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave I have other uses for you, darling
Why: the idea of people beeing sad for a loved one,and then someone thinking of having sex with the dead later on is so Scary
Submitted by: Ramon
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Band Name Anagrams:
Cool! A recipe Submitted by: Sir David Grady III
some people get excited over simple things
A Loco Recipe Submitted by: Adrienne Ramseur
Song Title Anagrams:
"Free Pesterer Splotches" originally "Respect For The Sleepers"
It's just not right is it?
Submitted by: Sir David Grady III
Song Title Acrostics:
SO: "School's Out"
Submitted by: Peter
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"His alleged "animal sacrifice" at a concert"
In 1969 at a concert stop on Toronto Alice Cooper was the subject of a lot of contreversey after a fan threw a chicken on the stage. Alice threw it back thinking that it would fly. The chicken didn't fly so much as it plummeted and the audience tore it to pieces. Alice was horrified to find that the newspapers the next day had caught wind of the incident and wrote headlines such as "Alice Cooper kills a chicken and the blood runs down." To add to this urban myth Frank Zappa phoned Alice Cooper and asked him if he had sacrificed a chicken on stage. He replied "No I didn't." Frank Zappa's reaction was "don't tell anybody." To this day the name Alice Cooper is still regarded as the "chicken killer" even though he claims that he never did sacrifice a chicken.
Submitted by: Celeste
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Alice in Wonderland
his name
Submitted by: tictacs941
