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Fun Music Information -> Alice Cooper
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Quotes:
I don't kill chickens, Colonel Sanders does - Alice Cooper talking on the whole chicken thing at the Toronto music festival Submitted by: Alicefan
| He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - on Marilyn Manson Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- Alice Cooper was actually an 18th century witch. The modern Alice Cooper(Vince Furnier) legally changed his name to this in the 20th Century. Submitted by: SarahSays
- Alice Cooper thought of that name because he wanted something similar to "Lizzy Borden" the murderer. He said he imagined "alice cooper" being a tiny girl with a huge ax hidden behind her back. One night he was messing with a ouija board and asked it, who is Alice Cooper? The board spelled out his name, Vincent Damon Furnier. Submitted by: Nick Mancini
Stupid Band Names:
- Originally, it was the name of his band (which is kinda stupid in the first place, since it could be the actual first and last name of an individual person). The guy later went on to assume the name for himself, which is kinda tacky, given that Alice is a female name. Submitted by: Kenny
- The witch, he named himself after, had exactly the same name... which means it couldn't be more unoriginal. Submitted by: Mads
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Vincent Fournier. Submitted by: Kyle
Also known as: Vincent Furnier. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Vince Of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky II
Known informally as: The Prince of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Sonora Cooper - Never heard of this name before. Submitted by: Mary
- Dashiell - Known as "Dash" Submitted by: Mary
- Calico Cooper - Alice is my hero, so I can't criticise. Calico dances on stage for Dad now - she's a great showgirl! Submitted by: nursie
- Batarang - You know, the weapon of choice for Batman. Submitted by: ZUKE
- Calico, Dashiell and Sonora Rose - Not my style, but I guess it could be worse. Submitted by: Frida
- Calico Cooper - His daughter is now used in his show as the nurse, Whipdancer, and Britney Spears. Submitted by: Mr. Binky
- Calico - I think it is a pretty name. My mom thinks of cats when she hears Calico. You know Calico Cat. Submitted by: Kayla
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Prince of Darkness" | Not a speaking part, and listed in the credit's as "Street Sicko". - princejellyfish |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Be My Lover" | "She asked me why the singer's name was Alice" from Killer - Butch |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Alma Mater" | A tribute to his high school experience it seems. But you know It breaks my heart To leave you Camelback My high school - Azrael |
| "10 Minutes Before the Worm" | Let me be What a way for one too realize Gotta waste a bore, now I see How he is so happy feeling sad Heavily depressed God, I knew Think I will enjoy the view Oy the view, oy the view Everything is standing still, ill, ill - Azrael |
| "Teenage Lament '74" | Also known as "What Are You Gonna Do?", because he repeats this incessantly towrds the end. (But doesn't mention "Teenage lament".) - Rocky |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Like, Sixty" | "Eighteen" | Mark |
| "Emaciated" | "Elected" | hardrock |
| "Ejaculated" | "Elected " | Mr. Brownstone |
| "Evicted" | "Elected" | rocky |
| "Christened" | "Elected" | Christian |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Am Made Of You," | A person can't be made of another person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Caught In A Dream," | Dreams can't catch anyone or anything. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Clones (We're All)," | People are not clones. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Only My Heart Talkin'," | Hearts can't talk. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Killed By Love," | A murder trial for an emotion or four-letter word? | Peter |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I'm Seventeen," Tommy Conwell And The Young Rumblers | "(I'm) Eighteen," Alice Cooper | |
| "The Price," Solomon Burke | "Billion Dollar Babies," Alice Cooper | |
| "Mr. President," Dickie Goodman | "Elected," Alice Cooper | |
| "Let's Have Another Cup Of Coffee," Fred Waring And His Pennsylvanians | "Caffeine," Alice Cooper | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Last Ma On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Fed My Frankenstein" originally "Feed My Frankenstein"
Peter
"Only Women Bled" originally "Only Women Bleed"
Now it is past tense.
Penelope Beckinsale
"No More Mr. Ice Guy" originally "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Frosty the Snowman meets his demise
LoveItLoud
"Hose Of Fire" originally "House Of Fire"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Last Man On Hearth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Delected" originally "Elected"
Sutch
"Eat Some Smore" originally "Eat Some More"
Thank you, Alice, smores are delicious.
Peter
"Still No Hair" originally "Still No Air"
Raggedy Anne Of Green Gables
"Selected" originally "Elected"
Well, the titles might be similar in meaning...
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Vast Man On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Lost Man On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Lash Man On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Last Mat On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
"Last Map On Earth" originally "Last Man On Earth"
Alyssa Jayne
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Welcome To My Nightmare" | "Walken To Our Nightmare" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Elected" | "Erected" | Hu's On First |
| "Poison" | "Pesticide Poison" | Vegan Minstrel |
| "Dead Babies" | "Ned Beatty" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Dead Babies" | "Flat Boobies" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "School's Out" | "School's In" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Wind-up Toy" | "Vampire's Toy" | fangbanger_uk |
| "No More Mr Nice Guy" | "No More Mr Bean Guy" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Black Widow" | "Black Adder" | Monstermaster13 |
| "No More Mr. Nice Guy" | "Alice Hall Of Fame Guy" | Mark Scotti |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Wind-Up Toy | "Weinerville" on dvd. | AC |
| Million Dollar Babies | 'Million Dollar Baby' Promo | tictacs941 |
| Dirty Diamonds | Diamond car insurance | Pickle |
| Poison | 'Poison' perfume | Pickle |
| Welcome To My Nightmare | 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series of slasher films | Screamer |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Only Women Bleed | Tampax | beatlebabe |
| Poison | Poison Control Center | tictacs941 |
| Elected | The White House | Me |
| Inmates (We're All Crazy) | Mental Hospital | Chris |
| Clones | Doublemint Twins | rocky |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Fortunate Son Creedence Clearwater Revival | Poison Alice Cooper | Fortunate Poison | Sutch |
| Power Of A Good Love Dan Hartman | Love Is A Loaded Gun Alice Cooper | Power Of A Good Love Is A Loaded Gun | Mads |
| Love Is A Natural Dan Hartman | Love Is A Loaded Gun Alice Cooper | Love Is A Natural Loaded Gun | Mads |
| Love In Your Eyes Dan Hartman | Love Is A Loaded Gun Alice Cooper | Love In Your Eyes Is A Loaded Gun | Mads |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Anderson Cooper
Bill Anderson combined with Alice Cooper
One of the guys who has a TV show on CNN.
Submitted By: JeReMy
Alicia Cooper's Bridges
Alicia Bridges combined with Alice Cooper
Submitted By: Sutch
Sly Cooper
Sly Fox combined with Alice Cooper
Based off a (kind of) popular video game series from 2002-2005.
Submitted By: JeReMy
Sly Cooper and the Family Stone
Sly and the Family Stone combined with Alice Cooper
Sly Cooper is a (kind of) popular PS2-exclusive video game series from the early-to-mid 2000s.
Submitted By: JeReMy
There are additional Alice Cooper Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Burning Our Bed"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby, I might lose my mind
Maybe I might lose my hair Original Lyrics: Baby, I might lose my mind
Maybe I might lose my head | "Teenage Frankenstein"
Misheard Lyrics: The loco freak with the twisted mind
Original Lyrics: The local freak with the twisted mind
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"Under My Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm driving in my car now, and it's a pay phone
Original Lyrics: I'm driving in my car now, anticipatin' fun
| "Under My Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't let me be the one to leave you home
Original Lyrics: Old lady sends me packing leaving home
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Burning Our Bed"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby, I might lose my mind
Maybe I might lose my hair Original Lyrics: Baby, I might lose my mind
Maybe I might lose my head |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Mark It took me a long time to realize that line was meant to rhyme with "bed". It stumped me though why - near the end of the song - he'd add in the background, "It wouldn't be the first time," after the misheard lyric. It was a bit embarrassing when I realized my mistake. Luckily I never tried singing this out loud around anyone. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Department Of Youth"
The Funny Lyrics: We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?! Why They're Funny: A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M.
| "Cold Ethyl"
The Funny Lyrics: She's cool in bed well she oughta be 'cuz ethyl's dea
Why They're Funny: This whole song is funny but this is my fav
Submitted by: Bob Lovelace
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Lost In America"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I got a mom but i ainīt got a dad
My dadīs got a wife but she ainīt my mom Momīs lookinī for a man to be my dad... Why They're Repetitive: And on it goes! Those damn parents are mentioned several more times in the same verse... The other verses does the same thing but with the anoying word car. This might be the most enoying song lyrics ever written!
Submitted by: Dave
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Why They're Nonsensical: They really couldn't!
Submitted by: Roger
| "Poison"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Your lips are venomous poison
Why They're Nonsensical: Hmmm, let's analyze this. Poison means venomous substance. So someone's lips are poisonous poison. Welcome to the department of redundancy department.
Submitted by: Fred
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"You And Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: When I got home from work
I wanna wrap myself around you I wanna take you and squeeze you 'till the passion starts to rise Why They're Insincere: I wouldn't trust anything Alice says in this song if I were his girl
Submitted by: rocky
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"School's Out"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We got no class and we got no principles
And we got no innocence We won't even think of a word that rhymes Why They're Misrhymed: You obviously couldn't rather than wouldn't. That so sounds like the kind of stupid thing I would do if I was writing a song. But I think that class/principles play on words was rather clever.
Submitted by: Marissa
| "Poison"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Your mouth so hot
Your web I'm caught Why They're Misrhymed: Even though its misryhmed some artists still try to make it sound like it ryhmes but he doesn't. Childish fool [Ed's note: Alice says he has lots of money and therefore doesn't care if he be a fool!]
Submitted by: fwhqghads
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Dated Song Lyrics:
"I'm Eighteen"
The Dated Lyrics: Not sure
Why They're Dated: Alice Cooper hasn't been 18 in a long time. Another song by him "School's out For Summer" No more teachers no more books no more ____'s dirty looks, etc.
Submitted by: Ka Vance
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Generation Landslide"
The Lyrics: 'The Colgate invisable shield finally got 'em.'
Product Brand Name: Colgate toothpaste
Submitted by: Alicefan
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Billion Dollar Babys"
Opening Lines: billion ....dollar babys....
Comments: Submitted by: funonthrun
| "Hello Hooray"
Opening Lines: Hello, Hooray, let the show begin I've been ready.
Comments: Alice has always opened his concerts with this song which barely made the Top 40 in 1973.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Scary Song Lyrics:
"Billion Dollar Babies"
The Lyrics: We go dancing nightly in the attic while the moon is rising in the sky
If i am to rough,tell me I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands! Why: Holly Toledo!!!....Do i have to say it?!!?....This is the stuff nightmares are made of!!!!!! Who are you going to call?.....Ghost Busters!!!!!!
Submitted by: funonthrun
| "Poison"
The Lyrics: I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming
Why: That's really a rude thing wanting to do.
Submitted by: Mads
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| There are additional Scary Song Lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Till No Airs" originally "Still No Air"
Song in which Alice warns of Global Warming?
Submitted by: Peter
"Be Low Your Means" originally "Below Your Means"
Being mean can be low.
Submitted by: Peter
"Crawl In" originally "Crawlin'"
Especially since Alice thinks he's a spider.
Submitted by: Peter
"Elect Ed" originally "Elected"
Well, I guess Ed wouldn't be that bad.
Submitted by: Peter
"Reflect Ed" originally "Reflected"
Ed might not want to hang around Alice Cooper.
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"You And Me"
The Lyrics: You and me ain't no movie star.
Why: It should be "You & I aren't movie stars". Then the title wouldn't be "You & Me".
Submitted by: Rocky
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Band Name Anagrams:
A Loco Recipe Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
A Cool Recipe Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Calorie Cope Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
A Police Core Submitted by: James d
I Coerce Opal Submitted by: Dawn Anwad
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Respect For These Lepers" originally "Respect For The Sleepers"
Submitted by: Daphne Hughes
"Free Pesterer Splotches" originally "Respect For The Sleepers"
It's just not right is it?
Submitted by: Sir David Grady III
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Be My Lover"
The Lyrics: Told her that I came from Detroit City
Why: Detroit
Submitted by: Sutch
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Song Title Acrostics:
PA: "Public Animal"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AM: "Alma Mater"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
SO: "Schools Out"
So what?
Submitted by: Travis
SO: "School's Out"
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Cowless Ooper originally "Alice Cooper"
Submitted by: coolis alper
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"His alleged "animal sacrifice" at a concert"
In 1969 at a concert stop on Toronto Alice Cooper was the subject of a lot of contreversey after a fan threw a chicken on the stage. Alice threw it back thinking that it would fly. The chicken didn't fly so much as it plummeted and the audience tore it to pieces. Alice was horrified to find that the newspapers the next day had caught wind of the incident and wrote headlines such as "Alice Cooper kills a chicken and the blood runs down." To add to this urban myth Frank Zappa phoned Alice Cooper and asked him if he had sacrificed a chicken on stage. He replied "No I didn't." Frank Zappa's reaction was "don't tell anybody." To this day the name Alice Cooper is still regarded as the "chicken killer" even though he claims that he never did sacrifice a chicken.
Submitted by: Celeste
Music With a Warning Label:
"Muscle of Love"
The cover says "Attention: This Carton Contains (1) Alice Cooper Muscle of Love" and also says "Fragile".
Submitted by: Lee
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Chicken Coops!
Cooper endorsing animal coops!
Submitted by: Crazy Guy
Alice in Wonderland
his name
Submitted by: tictacs941
