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These are lyrics by Alice Cooper that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Alice Cooper

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Alice Cooper's, "Department Of Youth"
The Funny Lyrics:
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
And who gave it to you?
Donny Osmond!
Why They're funny:
A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M.
Alice Cooper's, "School's Out"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Why They're funny:
The most honest song lyric in rock and roll history...even though there is possibly a double-meaning in the first line listed here.
Submitted by: Keith

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