-> "E.T.’s Cuteness Goes To His Head"
Original Song Title:
"How You Gonna See Me Now"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"E.T.’s Cuteness Goes To His Head"
The Lyrics
Dear Darlin, surprised to hear from me?
It’s your astro-naughty husband - ugly ole ET
Just to let you know
I’m gonna be home soon
kinda got myself mislaid
out on Earth…
just past Neptune
But if you could see me now
I’m no longer ugly babe
coz these earthlings
find me cute
in ohhh so many ways
Seem to like my big big eyes
and how I stagger sloshed
and they say they really like
the way my head looks squashed
Listen darlin,
now I really do regret
sneaking off the ship to smoke that funny cigarette
I got bloody hungry
out there all alone
then these Reese’s Pieces just appeared,
wrappers face-up,
in a row
But if you could you see me now
Seems I even FART rainbows
Here they even
like how my
infec-ted finger glows
On this day called “halloween”
baby, I wowed them all
in a wig picked out for me
by Drew Barrymore
Then just at the worst time
federal agents appeared
I’m pretty sure they’re not nice
coz the audience jeered
This earthkid then wrapped me
in a blanket and stuck
me on top of his bike
(Spielberg’s good at this stuff)
How you gonna treat me now?
I am a celebr.E.T.
Guess you’ll hafta rethink how
you showwwww……
your love to me
(grinding guitar as E.T. grabs his crotch and starts earthwalking)
Darlin’ when you see me now
better be some hanky panky
coz all earthchicks
wished they were
with me…
inside my blanky
As I rode across the sky
with my big nostrils flared…
started flaring everywhere
ya better BE prepared…
Yeah!!!!
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