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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
You Decide!Lyin' EyesEagles2004-10-01
Dedicated fan of Jerry SpringerDedicated Follower of FashionThe Kinks2004-10-02
At Thirty-threeAt SeventeenJanis Ian2004-10-04
The Goldie Hawn SongThe Unicorn SongIrish Rovers2004-10-05
It's Not A Fake TanI'm Not In Love10CC2004-10-06
Election Weari-nessIndustrial DiseaseDire Straits2004-10-08
Ladies Day9 to 5Dolly Parton2004-10-09
It's Not Easy Being QueenIt's Not Easy Being GreenKermit the Frog2004-10-10
Born to be a CliveBorn to be AlivePatrick Hernandez2004-10-11
He's A MetrosexualSimply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2004-10-12
Somethin' Stoopid - The CactusSomethin' StupidFrank / Nancy Sinatra2004-10-13
You DecideLyin' EyesThe Eagles2004-10-14
How Can You Mend A Silent FartHow Can You Mend A Broken HeartThe Bee Gees2004-10-15
Michael Keeps Hitting-me In The HeadRaindrops Keep Falling On My HeadB.J.Thomas2004-10-18
Gaining Weight on SundaysRainy Days And MondaysThe Carpenters2004-10-19
Still A Sausage Roll For MeStill Rock and Roll To MeBilly Joel2004-10-21
Bad-Ass Wayne (the Story of)Hurricane (the Story of)Bob Dylan2004-10-22
I Need An Oven That Won't Drive Me CrazyI Need A Lover Who Won't Drive Me CrazyJohn Cougar Mellencamp2004-10-26
TISS-UEMiss YouThe Rolling Stones2004-10-28
Avocado PearLiving on a PrayerBon Jovi2004-10-29
Messy GirlJesse's GirlRick Springfield2004-10-30
99 Rubber Boobs99 Red BalloonsNena2004-10-31
VFL, I gave you all the best years of my lifeRock'n'Roll I gave you all the best years of my liKevin Johnson2004-11-01
Just Vincent Van GoghJust A GigoloDavid Lee Roth2004-11-03
I'm ExpandingI'm Still StandingElton John2004-11-05
Boysenberry ManSolitary ManNeil Diamond2004-11-08
You Got Rid Of Your Troubled DaughterBridge Over Troubled WaterSimon and Garfunkel2004-11-15
Pizza PieWalk On ByDionne Warwick2004-11-16
Take It BackPaint It BlackRolling Stones2004-11-17
My Garden ShedLady In RedChris de Burgh2004-11-19
Mesage Board is Up/DownHokey PokeyTraditional2004-11-22
Such A Fabulous Addition To Your Den Or StudySupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins Cast2004-11-23
Bad GirlMad WorldTears For Fears2004-11-24
I'm Just A Henchman For A Very Bad ManI'm Just A Singer In A Rock And Roll BandMoody Blues2004-11-29
(Bleep) Marcia BradyThree Times A LadyThe Commodores2004-11-30
StupidlyLet It BeThe Beatles2004-12-03
Waitin' For The Doctor All DaySittin' On The Dock Of The BayOtis Redding2004-12-10
Reasons To SuccumbSeasons In The SunTerry Jacks2004-12-13
Don't Drive Me Through That NeighbourhoodDon't Let Me Be MisunderstoodKill Bill Soundtrack - Santa Esmeralda2004-12-14
STUFF!HELP!The Beatles2004-12-17
Never Can Say I'm RightNever Can Say GoodbyeGloria Gaynor2004-12-26
Must Get Nude AgainWon't Get Fooled AgainThe Who2004-12-29
AngelinaMickeyToni Basil2005-01-10
Shallow ManMacho ManVillage People2005-01-12
I Am Getting Too Handsome(I'm Gonna Be) 500 MilesThe Proclaimers2005-01-13
Ash Kicks Kicks Kicks AssTheme From RawhideFrankie Laine2005-01-20
On The Thread Where (Arwen) LivesOn The Street Where She LivesMy Fair Lady Soundtrack2005-01-28
Famed Peen and BeaverDaydream BelieverThe Monkees2005-01-31
I'm Being Swallowed By That Loon JackoMoonshadowCat Stevens2005-02-01
Pain HurtsLove HurtsNazareth2005-02-02
Gwyneth Has A RethinkBoth Sides NowJoni Mitchell2005-02-03
I've Never Laid a Southern CalifornianIt Never Rains In Southern CaliforniaAlbert Hammond2005-02-04
AusiderataDesiderataLes Crane2005-02-09
This Nude Display's Not Stalking (Kournikova)These Boots Are Made For WalkingNancy Sinatra2005-02-11
(Hey wow Hey woah) Talk Like A BeauticianWalk Like An EgyptianBangles2005-02-15
Kangaroo Poo (paper)Somethin' StupidNancy Sinatra/Frank Sinatra2005-02-16
Geezers Love MeJesus Loves MeTraditional2005-02-28
Hot SandRoxannePolice2005-03-01
Al-ex-ander!Hey Big SpenderShirley Bassey2005-03-04
I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8erThe Streets of LaredoTraditional2005-03-14
Ooh, baby, baby, I am TIGER!Wild WorldCat Stevens2005-03-16
My Unluckiest Date Ever (based on a true story)The Banks Of The OhioOlivia Newton-John2005-03-21
Love Is A Happy MealLove Is A BattlefieldPat Benatar2005-04-07
All Nice Poms Vote For Mister BlairWouldn't It Be Luvverly (My Fair Lady)Julie Andrews2005-04-12
The Cells Are Alive - with Mid-Eighties MusicThe Sound Of MusicJulie Andrews2005-04-13
I Am Sixty - Going On SeventeenSixteen Going On SeventeenSound of Music Soundtrack2005-04-14
I Honestly Rung YouI Honestly Love YouOlivia Newton-John2005-04-15
If I Were A NewspaperIf I Were A CarpenterBobby Darin2005-04-20
If I Were The Minister Of Brit InsecurityIf I Were A CarpenterBobby Darin2005-05-03
Decade PoliceY.M.C.A.Village People2005-05-10
The Paul-Robinsoning InstituteMrs RobinsonSimon and Garfunkel2005-05-23
Bye Bye To The Home Of The 'piesAmerican PieDon McLean2005-05-26
Up! Down! Hurl!Uptown GirlBilly Joel2005-05-27
Duelling MangoesDuelling BanjoesEarl Flat and Lester Scruggs2005-06-09
Really Really PissedSealed With A KissBobby Vinton2005-06-17
24 Years Watching Re-runs Of DallasLiving Next Door To AliceSmokie2005-06-21
House Of Flying DaggersVincentDon McLean2005-06-24
Sick Of Low-FatHit The Road JackRay Charles2005-07-06
Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A BeerHow Do You Solve A Problem Like MariaSound of Music Soundtrack2005-07-08
Kristof Robertson: Do Kris Kristofferson!I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2005-07-12
General J.D. and Stuey Poo Resolve to FightI'm Called Little ButtercupGilbert & Sullivan2005-07-14
You Are In Hooterville (With Me)You Are So Beautiful (To Me)Joe Cocker2005-07-16
I'm Called Princess ArwenI'm Called Little ButtercupGilbert & Sullivan2005-07-26
Crazy Nong! You Ugly Daft Baboon!Sunny AfternoonThe Kinks2005-08-11
Gotta Snog SomebodyGotta Serve SomebodyBob Dylan2005-09-08
Gay SkipperDay TripperThe Beatles2005-09-09
Such a Grumpy Old Orangatan (on his 40th birthday)Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Beatles2005-09-14
Girl, You Really Shouldn't MoonGirl, You'll Be A Woman SoonNeil Diamond2005-09-16
Victim Vinny: Don't Blame MeDo Re MiJulie Andrews2005-10-04
McArthur's FartMcArthur's ParkRichard Harris2005-10-06
The A A A - A The The TheDe Do Do Do, De Da Da DaThe Police2005-10-18
Psycho-analysedBette Davis EyesKim Carnes2005-10-21
Farewell to Don AdamsTicket To RideThe Carpenters2005-10-26
A Few Things I've Seen In My TimeMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2005-11-02
Simon Shaved My Wife TonightSomeone Saved My Life TonightElton John2005-11-04
What's With Donald Trump's Hair?I Saw Her Standing ThereThe Beatles2005-11-08
Stupendous PudendasBananas In Pyjamas ThemeBananas In Pyjamas2005-11-11
The Tunes I Wish They Could UnsingMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2005-11-16
Something In The Gravy MovedSomethingThe Beatles2005-12-06
Worrying Signs For A Newbie ExorcistLittle EgyptElvis Presley2005-12-08
X Is Not The First Letter Of This TitleDe Do Do Do, De Da Da DaThe Police2006-01-30
Don't Try To See AngelinaDon't Cry For Me, ArgentinaJulie Covington2006-02-15
Don't Tie Up Me, AngelinaDon't Cry For Me, ArgentinaJulie Covington2006-02-21
Don't Fry The Peas, AngelinaDon't Cry For Me, ArgentinaJulie Covington2006-02-23
Oh! CharlieOh! DarlingThe Beatles2006-03-02
'One'd By The Peeved AngelinaDon't Cry For Me, ArgentinaJulie Covington2006-03-14
Please Invest!Be Our GuestBeauty And The Beast2006-03-28
Next Scene Calls For.....HOLY MOLY!!!Deck The Halls With Boughs Of HollyTraditional2006-03-30
Why Do Blurred Smudgy Things Appear?Close To YouThe Carpenters2006-04-04
My Name Is Tommy...(Turtle)My Name Is LukaSuzanne Vega2006-04-06
These Women I've DesiredWe Didn't Start The FireBilly Joel2006-04-11
I'd Rather Be Tom's Baby Than A SnailEl Condor PasaSimon & Garfunkel2006-04-26
All The Al PacinosEleanor RigbyThe Beatles2006-04-27
Cosmic ConversationComic ConversationJohn Farnham2006-05-02
Only Sixteen Inches, But Gee...Only SixteenDr Hook2006-05-09
Film.cliche.fan RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2006-05-10
What If Tom Was One Of Us?What If God Was One Of Us?Joan Osborne2006-06-27
The Ballad of Boopsie's BazookasBattle Hymn Of The RepublicTraditional2006-07-06
Getting SlainPenny LaneThe Beatles2006-07-11
Everybody Must Get PhonedEverybody Must Get StonedBob Dylan2006-07-25
I Can't Believe That Charlemagne Is GoneI Can See Clearly Now (The Rain Is Gone)Johnny Nash2006-08-01
Englishman Who's Called MorkEnglishman In New YorkSting2006-08-03
Trivia Skill Won't Take You Too FarVideo Killed The RadioStarBuggles2006-08-10
Kris Is AbsurdGrease Is The WordFrankie Valli2006-08-15
The ChihuahuaSomethin' StupidNancy Sinatra / Frank Sinatra2006-08-18
Eva Loves MavisViva Las Vegas!Elvis Presley2006-09-01
You Aint My Husband YetYou Aint Seen Nothing YetBachman Turner Overdrive2006-09-05
You And Me Betty Aint Nuthin But Rubbles, So Let'sBad TouchThe Bloodhound Gang2006-09-14
Blacked OutBlackbirdThe Beatles2006-09-19
Never Been In There (The Unexplainable Suri)Living On A PrayerBon Jovi2006-09-21
It's Smelly, In DelhiDon't Worry, Be HappyBobby McFerrin2006-10-04
I'm A Cyclone Towel-boyRhinestone CowboyGlenn Campbell2006-10-13
I'm Jerry Springer - I'm A Rotten Ole ManI'm Just A Singer In A Rock'n'Roll BandThe Moody Blues2006-10-17
Inch Precise Torpedo Off The Non-Preferred, A...One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People-EaterSheb Wooley2006-10-19
Madonna And Child (...er, the African one)Love ChildDiana Ross And The Supremes2006-10-25
Kick A BehindTicket To RideThe Carpenters2006-10-28
Working In JapanWorking For The ManRoy Orbison2006-11-01
sheDevil's Showdown With JenniferThe Devil Went Down To GeorgiaThe Charlie Daniels Band2006-11-14
Punk-Rock Golden EraFunky Cold MedinaTone Loc2006-11-16
Beavers On A Jet PlaneLeaving On A Jet PlanePeter Paul And Mary2006-12-04
Play Madonna's MoviesBlame It On The BoogieMichael Jackson2006-12-11
Quite A Laidback JailWhiter Shade Of PaleProcol Harum2007-01-29
No Regret-o (....Priscilla honey)In The GhettoElvis Presley2007-01-31
Oh MeowHold Me NowThompson Twins2007-02-05
Guilty Teeth Have Frogslegs BittenCareless WhisperGeorge Michael2007-02-08
Britney's DoodahZip-A-Dee-Doo-DahJames Baskett2007-02-09
Brit-ney!TragedyBee Gees2007-02-20
Want Some GravyConstant CravingK.D. Lang2007-03-05
Love How She Writes (Cat, That Is)Wuthering HeightsKate Bush2007-03-06
That Heck Of A Feminist, CherylThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2007-03-08
Prequel to Stan...(back when he believed in Santa)StanEminem2007-04-18
The Zoo, The Werewolf, And My Barber PaulWonderwallOasis2007-05-01
Totally Dissed Noah's ArkTotal Eclipse Of The HeartBonnie Tyler2007-05-03
4MT (and all the rest of Chucky's security codes)Let It BeBeatles2007-05-15
19891999Prince2007-06-05
R.I.P. PlutoVincent (Starry Starry Night)Don MacLean2007-06-12
A Nerdy-Arsed Emo Is Something To BeWorking Class HeroGreen Day2007-06-28
Don't Let The Sun Global Warm MeDon't Let The Sun Go Down On MeElton John2007-07-02
Very Very SensibleSimply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2007-07-17
Victoria Beckham: "I Just Aren't That Clever"Diamonds Are ForeverShirley Bassey2007-08-09
AkelaLaylaDerek And The Dominoes2007-08-13
A Fight With My Wife(I've Had) The Time Of My LifeBill Medley And Jennifer Warnes2007-08-14
Can't Break My Tiles In TwoCan't Take My Eyes Off YouFrankie Valli2007-09-04
I Only Want A Neat IglooI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2007-09-05
Living In The 70's (in hindsight)Living In The 70'sSkyhooks2007-09-19
Buy My Blackbird!Bye Bye BlackbirdShirley Bassey2007-10-01
Hurt EmoVertigoU22007-10-02
Dancing In A SheetDancing In The StreetsMartha Reeves And The Vandellas2007-10-22
Lola (the ex-wife of this dude I met)LolaThe Kinks2007-10-23
Fridge Penguin SuperstarJesus Christ SuperstarJesus Christ Superstar Cast2007-10-31
Most Reverend, Fridge PenguinHosanna - Jesus Christ SuperstarJesus Christ Superstar Cast2007-11-02
Reverend Green With The Spanner In The Hall?London CallingThe Clash2007-11-11
Quite A Spiteful NightBlinded By The LightManfred Mann's Earth Band2007-11-12
Onward Penguin SoldiersOnward Christian SoldiersTraditional2007-11-14
Sandy SandalsBaggy TrousersMadness2007-11-21
Oui, Stu! We Do FondueWe Will Rock YouQueen2007-11-27
190 PuttsAnother One Bites The DustQueen2007-12-11
They Call Me The Posh SpiceWhere The Wild Roses GrowNick Cave2008-01-02
Dazed DudePraise YouFatboy Slim2008-01-16
Wistful Songs Of Air Supply'sSister Golden Hair SurpriseAmerica2008-06-09
I Am BaldwinI Am WomanHelen Reddy2008-11-24
Santa's Causing Mummy To FrownSanta Claus Is Coming To TownTraditional2008-12-09
Stuck With These Presents From You (12 Days Worth)Stuck In The Middle With YouStealers Wheel2008-12-25
Penthouse MugazineYellow SubmarineThe Beatles2009-02-09
All Their Loving, They Will Send To The BachelorAll My LovingThe Beatles2018-02-28
Help! Survivor's Killing Me!Help!The Beatles2018-02-28
Wake Me Up When Ms Green's On FriendsWake Me Up When September EndsGreen Day2018-03-16
Tell Her To Shove It, Charlie BrownTell Her About ItBilly Joel2018-03-30
I'm Still SandingI'm Still StandingElton John2018-04-30
Ethereal Girl (ode to Tinkerbell)Material GirlMadonna2018-05-31
Wrestling SupermodelsMessage In A BottleThe Police2018-06-29
Gourmet's LamentMy Favourite ThingsJulie Andrews2018-08-31
Fact Or LiesBlack Or WhiteMichael Jackson2018-09-28