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Song Parodies -> "Ash Kicks Kicks Kicks Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Theme From Rawhide"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Ash Kicks Kicks Kicks Ass"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

a big day for the princess of quite a lot

kickin' kickin' kickin'
asses needin' kickin'
keep those asses frickin' in stride
Don't try to reprimand 'em
just bag, boo, and ban 'em
ashkicksass will not be pushed aside
At home (I'm calculatin')
that Stephen will be waitin'
waitin' so proudly for his bride

bring 'em down, send 'em up
fire 'em up, shoot 'em down
take 'em on, come on A-K-A!
rope 'em in, chew 'em up
spit 'em out, in the dust,
grind 'em in...
the dirt, A-K-A!

hunting, drubbing, clubbing
with your super buddy
cyber-sisters can't be
no point using feathers
ass-kicking's done with leathers
preferably with Stephen by your side
all us sore-ass chickens
are awed by your ass-kickin'
an ass-free world, soon over, you'll preside...

hunt 'em down, herd 'em up
fire 'em up, shoot 'em down
take 'em on, come on A-K-A!
shove 'em in, eat 'em up
barf 'em up, flush 'em down,
kickin' ass
it's the Utah way!

Chatters chat'n natter
"only thread that matters"
you, this gift for chatters
those threadsters try to please you
they goad, stir and tease you
bastards(!) log in from far and wide
but I am calculatin'
by wit you'll overtake 'em
"happy birthday Ash" herein implied

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   12

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Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Rollin Rollin Rollin Keep those comments rollin Votes that can't be stolen, 3 5s
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely, Stuart!! =)
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You saucy Aussie! Very sweet, indeed.
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I am dying!!! Thank you so much Stu!
karen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great one Stu
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
a worthy tribute to our favorite ass kicker...5s
Leo Jay - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
That's fantastic! Don't recall 100% of this tune, but enough of it that this was thoroughly entertaining.
Kristof Robertson - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Cowboy STu...and happy birthday Princess Ash!! 555
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
had a ball writing that one - glad you liked it oh thread-mistress - thanks for the kind feedback Jeff, Arwen, Johnny, Karen, Alvin, Leo and Kristof
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
uhh...haven't been around the site much lately what with work and some family stuff...uhh...was it somebody's birthday recently? 5's here...OH...happy birthday, Ash, hope you have many more and that they are all happy & healthy - if you like, you can have mine this year...I never use them anymore...when your birthday is April 1st, EVERY DAY is April Fool's day and the other 364 wear me out too much to celebrate on the actual 04/01 date so I just take it easy, rest and better for next day off after today is NEXT Sunday - and I've got one of my favorite relatives and his wite coming into town for a visit and dinner...
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well golly and wow! That was incredibly rude of me...I mentioned the "5's" I was giving this parody but I didn't say a damn word about what a great job it was and how funny, too. Sorry, Stu...very clever and fun to read...the flavor of it fits the Original "Rawhide" theme and scenario very well. OK...NOW I can go back to bed...I went to post this a couple minutes after the 1st comment I made, got "twitted" out and lay down for a "moment"...just woke up again...
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks especially Paul for waiting out the twit factor 5 minutes to re-comment and vote
ernie buck - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
being a great fan of frankie laines i dont normally approve of changing words to his songs ,but i make an exception in this case, its so funny
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks ernie - I had a ball writing this one - great rhythm to the OS

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