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Song Parodies -> "A Fight With My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"(I've Had) The Time Of My Life"

Parody Song Title:

"A Fight With My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

My wife is just SO unreasonable! - and it's all my girlfriend's fault!

Now I've...
had...
a fight with my wife
she has never been this mad before
I was scared
she's a brute
and she beat me black and blue
yeah I...
had...
a fight with my wife
and I blame it all on YOU!


We'd been dating far too long
all I wanted was a bonk
and you agreed
then you kept re-teasing me
acting out my "Hilary"
fantasies
but I always emphasised
there's no way that you and I
will ever be
taking one another's hand
in strategically-planned
matrimo-ny

(I discovered)

You and I were
busted by my wife's P.I.
so I really mean it
this is goodbye

because
I've...
had...
a fight with my wife
she threw ALL my clothes out of the door
then my drums
and kazoo
and my porn collection too...


Well she broke the chandelier
when she kung-fu'd my left ear
y'know
then she grabbed a full teapot
poured it over my ipod
real slow
almost everyone I've met
thinks this arrow through my head's
just a joke

(just remember)

You're the reason
I list to the left side
and I hope you're sorry
my goldfish died

during

my...
bad...
fight with my wife
didn't know we had so much coleslaw
my suede coat
is a wreck
and my chihuahua too, coz
I...
had...
a fight with my wife
and I'm scared of my mother-in-law
yes she's out
on probation
and she likes to settle scores

yeah I...
had...
a fight with my wife
didn't know she was an omnivore
my frisbee's
protein-free
but she bit it in three

yeah I...
had...
a fight with my wife
and there aint a bit of me not sore
well maybe
my weenie
but that's coz it's not there
any more









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Pacing: 4.8
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2LD4U - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAH.......FUNNY!!!!
Matthias - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Painful last stanza... Ouch!!! Awesome job!
Jack Wilson - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
That was AWESOME!!! 5s.
Phil Alexander - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Three words spring to mind... all of them are "ouch"

Super, as usual :-)
alvin - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
there's some zany mental imagery
AFW - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
High "Hilary-i-ty"...Didn't I see you on that "Cheaters" tv show?...funny stuff, Stu
Jason - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
This was brilliant! What did u think of my recent submissions?
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
It seems you could make additional Fight With My Wife stanzas all day...all of them winners.
Rex - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliance.
Red Ant - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
BA Dave and I almost had a parody of this song completed when I was in Tampa - I know the pacing is spot on by memory since we listened to it about a hundred times, lol. Funny work, Stu, but "Hillary fantasies"? Please tell me it's one other than Clinton: I just ate dinner. =) 555

PS: Check this thread for replies when you get a chance:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=27759.0
Dirty Dancing Turtle - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
you've... had... three Fives all your life........ I pictured Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze dancing to this, until.... Hey! She threw out your pr0n collection? Psycho-b***ch!
John Jenkins - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Not the kazoo? TMGLTM, but the mother-in-law on probation seemed to stand out.
stuart mcarthur - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks 2LD4U, matthias, jack and Phil

thanks alvin, AFW, Jason (I just read and commented :-)

thanks Ag - no I ran out of material right there!...and thanks Rex

well that's interesting Jack, because there is no other parody of that song on the site as far as my research could tell - so I'm keen to see yours - and it's not a hard OS to do either, and I'm sure there are plenty of title sub ideas for those title syllables (I'll check out that link in a minute)

thanks Tommy - it's okay, she didn't find the good stuff (I'm not stupid)

thanks JJ, and yeah, the kazoo got a stiletto heel right through the mouthpiece I'm afraid - although admittedly I had started to weary of it's tinny tones ;-)
Red Ant - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Key word being "almost": we kinda got stuck with the varying the outro choruses. We also wanted to do it as a true duet, so writing lines off of each other's was a goal. Yours is the first submitted to Amiright. Dave and I will finish ours next time we meet.
stuart mcarthur - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
ah, well the duet aspect would certainly raise the degree of difficulty bar - I'm even more keen to see it now
Kristof Robertson - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Two parodies in one week? What's going on, McArthur? ;-) This was stupendous, full of your trademark down-at-heel silliness (reminiscent of "Noah's Ark" in tone). A big fat-lip 555
stuart mcarthur - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
three in a week, if you include my Victoria Beckham one - I feel like a newbie again - I feel energised - I feel free - I feel, er, exhausted - thanks Kristof. You can't spell "stupendous" without "stu" - although you can't spell "stupid" without "stu" either, so I don't know what point I'm making...
TJC - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
What a concept and excellent execution here, Stuart! 125! (that's five cubed... gottcha!)
Agrimorfee - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still domestic bliss!
Max Power - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Use an onion
Peter Andersson (channelling Eminem) - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
You got some issues Stu, I think you need some counseling
to help your *ss from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
I really think you and your wife need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before she hurts your *ss again and you'll both be doin' time! :-) x 5s
stuart mcarthur - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Pete this is my comment Im sending you, I hope you read it
Im in the car right now, Im doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Pete, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know my song 'bout how I got beat up by my wife
See Pete **screaming** shut up b*tch! Im tryin to talk!
Hey slim, thats my wife - she's screamin in the trunk
But I didnt slit her throat, I just tied her up, gave her a gag too
Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she can't nag too
Well, gotta go, my laptop's out of power now
Oh sh**, I forgot, how'm I supposed to post this out?.....
bobpiecheese - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This par'dy rocks, I wonder how
I missed it the first time
That aside, I must mention which one
Was my favourite line
It was the one about the teapot
SPilt on that poor iPod
Well, I digress, so here, have some fives
Stu, have some fi-i-ives
Jason - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is absolutly wonderful. Well done again Stuart!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well---this is one heck of a fight. . .I too like the Ipod with the teapot, all and all deffinitely an SOTM contender
wannabemustangjockey - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - When marriage counseling fails... write a song about it. Works every time :P
Kristof Robertson - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. Nothing I can add that hasn't alrready been said. You da (beaten up) man!
Cat - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You're right—we need more parodies of this song! Laughing all the way through, and I sincerely hope that "Hilary" isn't referring to Ms. Duff, either!
Ethan Mawyer - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This is good, although in my opinion not quite a masterpiece. Yeah, I know I might've been a bit critical this month but if you gush praise over everything then the feedback doesn't mean that much, does it?
Mikey Squirrel - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Egad, that is one horrific fight if you wife ends up dismembering your member! My wife just threatens that on me. Very funny and well done, Stu.
Jeff Reuben - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilary...Duff, Swank, Clinton, or none of the above? This one's asking for a recording, but BEGGING for a video!!! Twas great...sorry I missed it the first time around.
Matthias - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Painfully funny experiance, plus I also have to tip my hat to you for doing the first parody of this ever so popular original song.
McKludge - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTY - Coulda sworn I commented way back when. Another OS I really can't stand, but this was quite funny.
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Been there...got the couch...just excellent.
Fluffy Teh Humper - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
HAHAHA!!! Shyte, this is really good. Especially since this was me and my ex's song. I can relate lol. Brilliant!

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