-> "A Nerdy-Arsed Emo Is Something To Be"
Original Song Title:
"Working Class Hero"
Parody Song Title:
"A Nerdy-Arsed Emo Is Something To Be"
The Lyrics
The day I was born
I started to bawl
those nurses did not understand me at all
the maternity ward was quite cold I recall
A nerdy-arsed emo is something to be
A nerdy-arsed emo is something to be
They hurt me at home and they hurt me at school
I once nearly drowned in the junior lap-pool
and football is hard if y'can't follow the rules
A nerdy-arsed emo is something to be
You get to wear black and be real unhappy
I was tortured emotionally, all through those years
THEN they expected I'd start a career!
but no job I tried had the right atmosphere
A nerdy-arsed emo is something to be
You get to be all deep and Dawsons Creek-y
So I just played sad music and wrote poetry
the world needs more sensitive people like me
there's too many bullies, unfortunately
A nerdy-arsed emo is something to be
I'd stay home and watch Doctor Phil on TV
(pause while I indulge in some favourite mournful chords)
They found me a job - at the town library
but it can be stressful, and really scary
on Thursday two schoolgirls teased me unfairly
A nerdy-arsed zero is something to be
I'd be one again (if I weren't so lazy)
My pasty-faced pals text me incessantly
My ringtone's a Jimmy Eat World mp3
whine, whine, whine........
If you want to be an emo, it's rather easy
just don't hurt my feelings and whine more than me
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