Song Parodies -> TISS-UE

Original Song Title:	"Miss You"
Original Performer:	The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:	"TISS-UE"
Parody Written by:	Stuart McArthur

It's best if you can imagine Mick Jagger's vocals (I think)

Had this COLD for oh so long
I been sleeping all alone
with a tiss - ue

I been sneezing all night long
and my nose I've fully blown
into this tiss - ue

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh

Well I was woken from my sleep
by my nose, a garbage heap
need new tiss-ues

the one I'm using's now a ball
I went looking for some more
couldn't find one (rang up a friend of mine - he says)

"HEY!
what's the matter man?
it's half an hour past twelve! got some Puerto Rican girls
I'm just dyin to KISS, whoo!
y'know I hate to hear you whine
but now's a real bad time, and aint got no
TISS!.....ues

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

ooooooh, babe ma nose been running so long
ooooooh, babe ma nose been running so long
gotta...
be strong!....be strong!

I went walking Central Park
freezing after dark
People thought I was....cra-zeee
stumbling on my feet
shuffling through the street
Asking homeys....(big pause).........
"DO you have some tissues, BOY?"

one time I went to cry
t..to myself!
(started to cry...)
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
(instrumental)
I just I need a tissue babe!
coz I'm not feeling okay
and my snot is greeny gray!

I could blow out half ma head
and my phlegm feels like cheese spread
need a tissue babay, yah-ah
(Oh a tissue please)

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah
oh, just a tissue please
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah
oh, just a tissue please

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Kristof Robertson - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Loved the middle bit about the guy with Puerto Rican girls...but the whole thing was cool..555

Jeff Reuben - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

This song blows! Good job!

Agrimorfee - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Gesundheit! 555

John Barry - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Snortingly funny.

Airfarcewon - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

This is a parody with the right stuff....Very funny idea.

Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Ta, Kristof, Jeff, Agrimorfee, John, and Airfarcewon....now I botta bo to bed...

Johnny D - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Here's a set of 5's simply for the oooh's and aaah's!

Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks Johnny - no cut'n'paste for me - I typed each one in by hand - I'm a perfectionist

Meriadoc - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

If you ROOT around in the closet or something, you could probably find a box of 'em... ;-) Good job, Stuart!

Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

LOLOLOL! Meriadoc!

Peregrin - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment

You screwed around with this song nicely Stuart! Good one.

Stuart McArthur - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I think the song's completely rooted now Peregrin! :-) thanks for the 5s - I'm writing a line for you and meriadoc's amusement in one I'm working on at the moment - coming up!

Rex - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I don't know why, but when I read this I got a mental image of the Rolling Stones logo transformed into a big red nose... excellent work!

Matthias - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Bless You!

Max Power - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) 555 tissues

bobpiecheese - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Nah, Rex...the logo should have a popstick on it like a doctor had said 'Say 'Aaah!''. Great work again, Stu!

Syncronos - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

My nose is raw because I blew it 555 times

Agrimorfee - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Gesundheit again!

Below Average Dave - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry). . .Wow, you even included all the sound effects the ooo, ahh, etc. . .so many people don't do that. . .I'm so glad you've stepped into the Artistry

Ethan Mawyer - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

I know the feeling...but if you're near central park you should be able to find a place that sells tissues a little after midnight.

Jack Wilson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Why the HELL did I miss this all those years ago?. this is awesome 5s

Mikey Squirrel - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well, this definitely was snot bad at all. Good job at using the aahs and oohs too! This was very runny.. I mean funny!

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Song Parodies -> TISS-UE

"Miss You"

The Rolling Stones

"TISS-UE"

Stuart McArthur

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