Song Parodies -> This Nude Display's Not Stalking (Kournikova)
| Original Song Title: | "These Boots Are Made For Walking" |
| Original Performer: | Nancy Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "This Nude Display's Not Stalking (Kournikova)" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
It was only when the police interviewed the 40-year old nudist who's been swim-stalking Anna Kournikova that they unearthed his flawless logic..(for the full news story see the link at the bottom)
You keep sayin' I'm a filthy old pervert
Kournikova don't want me around
I've been a'swimmin' where I shouldn't've been a'swimmin'
that the only me she wants is one-that's-drowned
This nude display's not stalking
That's just what I do
One of these days she'll change her mind and start to undress too
You're not listenin' when you oughta be listenin'
Me and Anna, we got somethin' there
We'll get married • we'll have six nude children
They'll play tennis • they'll have long blonde hair
This nudist aint been stalking
That's just what I do
She and me have got some forehand volleying to do
LEADBREAK
You keep sayin' stop my skinny-dippin'
- that my glistening manhood is quite gross
(HA!)
I BET she finds it secretly attractive
(YEAH!)
I bet she murmurs “I want one of those!”
This nude display's not stalking
That's just what I do
One of these days she'll cave, and strip down to her tennis shoes
SPOKEN
Are you ready Anna?
Start strippin'
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/news/entertainment/020805ap_ent_kournikova_stalker.html
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/news/entertainment/020805ap_ent_kournikova_stalker.html
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That's a new one. A nude stalker...doesn't waste time with clothes. Funny one, Stuart! 5's
thanks adagio - not only that but a swimming nude stalker - I've never heard of one before either :-)
best parody i've ever read about swimming nude stalkers...5s
Topical, satirical, and hysterical...6's
thanks alvin - i was only aimimg for top 5, so that's a real compliment - thanks AFW :-)
I wonder if all that stroking gave him tennis elbow? Funny, Stuart.
LOL - or did he just hear the line umpire say "new balls please"
I actually think Anna hired him just to keep herself in the nudes -- I mean news. Excellent job.
Sounds like he got a bit carried away with his fantasies. I recommend putting him on the next sleazy TV "reality" show for therapy.
"She and me have got some forehand volleying to do "....that stalker needs to chill out, coz he's gatecrashing my turf...she doesn't call, doesn't write....:-) 555
It's not often that I can giggle at stalker parodies, but this is freaking hilarious. Great job!
Stu, make fun of me all you want, but I'll have the last laugh when Anna caves to my glistening manhood.
The stalker found out the hard way that love means nothing in tennis. Excellent job, Stuart, of adding humor to a humorous story.
Yeah, I heard he caused quite a racket down there (all the good ones were already taken). Excellent!
ha, Jeff, actually it was John Jenkins' one that I couldn't put my finger on - I just had a feeling there was an obvious one still there for the taking
thanks Leo, Offender, Kristof, Ravyn, John and Jeff
I agree, Nude Stalker, but until then, we'll have all the laughs in between :-)
thanks Leo, Offender, Kristof, Ravyn, John and Jeff
I agree, Nude Stalker, but until then, we'll have all the laughs in between :-)
Nicely done, Stuart.
This parody needs no dressing up. Well done Stu. There were several LOLs in this one.
Brilliant title, great parody. Drop the dacks and yell "COME ON!!!"
thanks Luke
oh, and thanks Charlie and Guy! :-)
You mean he didn't even have a wetroot...er...suit?
he was hoping for one, Merry, which is why he put up such a struggle when the coast guard arrived...
(between you and me though, shrinkage would've dashed his plans anyway)
(between you and me though, shrinkage would've dashed his plans anyway)
...as opposed to being 'between' you and Anna?
Anna and I have always been close, Luke - the only things that come between us are beads of sweat...
(or am I back in that damn parallel universe again?)
(or am I back in that damn parallel universe again?)
Sweat beads and Mr Stalker, you mean?
(I think that coplanar universe is actually a bit skewed.) .
(I think that coplanar universe is actually a bit skewed.) .
fortunately, thanks to our good friends from Miami Vice, we shall never have to answer that question, my good man - pip pip
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