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Song Parodies -> "You Decide!"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin' Eyes"

Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"You Decide!"

Parody Written by:

Stuart Mcarthur

The Lyrics

Wives have mastered the subtle art of husband manipulation - they get what they want by pretending to let us poor fools choose
Women somehow seem to find out early
all the one-percenters and the tricks
they seem to have blokes by the short and curlies
in matters where their blokes and them conflict

My oh my, your team has made the play-offs
for the first time since no-one can recollect
The same day your wife's niece is getting married
Nervously you ask for a rain-check.....

She replies.....
"You decide!"
and her smile
is a thin disguise!
Boy, by now, you should realize....
there aint no way around that "You decide!"

The next year your mate's son is on the draft list
he gets picked up at twelve by Santa Fe
He bulks up and impresses the selectors
gets MVP in half the games he plays

Trophy night you've scored yourself a ticket
You've backed your boy one hundred on the nose
the same night your wife's girlfriend's graduating
You ask her if she minds if you don't go....

She replies.....
"You decide!"
and her smile
is a thin disguise!
Boy, by now, you should realize....
there aint no way around that "You decide!"

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Dee Range - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great insight . Well done 5 5 5
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever job, Stuart, 5's across...
alvin rhodes - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i can SO relate...funny...i'm showing my wife this one...5s
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
We really are evil...

Wonderful job!
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
So you're saying that sometimes, they don't mean what they say?...............OH CRAP!!! Well done though
Stuart McArthur - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, all, for commenting on my first contribution what a great site
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That's why I've decided... to stay single! :-)
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
All 5s great parody. Would just add I've had just the same treatment from males in my time - that's why I decided to stay single too ;)
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Lucid. What, we males have cottoned on to this trick too?? I'm proud. Staying single might be an extreme defense though :)

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