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Song Parodies -> "Blacked Out"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Blacked Out"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

My contribution to Matthias's White Trash White Album....
Blacked out, sleeping in the countryside
wakes up in the morning high and dry
calls his wife
then he sits there waiting for those burgers to arise

Sits there thinking that it serves him right
shouldn't drink four pints of bourbon neat
then his wife
drives the truck to get him and he vomits on the seat

byerk - barf (sigh)
byerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk! barf (sigh)
picks at his teeth with a stanley knife

[ beautiful accoustic guitar as he starts to feel better]

buys some fries
che - rry pies
washes 'em down with a can of Sprite

Back at trailer-park at dead of night
in the frontyard sets his car alight
calls A.I.
claims it on insurance and then blows it all on wine
what's the point of working when the option's lowlife crime
wasting space on earth until his maker says it's time

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Matthias - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
This one was go.......................................................................­....................................................................­.................................. Sorry I passed out, this one was good
AFW - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Philosophical, and funny...very descriptive...5's
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
blacked out from laughter
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
And maybe a nice, luke-warm "Miller Low-Life Beer" to top it all off...5's ~ ~ ~
TJC - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW on this one.... the tone matched the OS nicely, and I liked the insurance scam angle at the end!
Lionel Mertens - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice 5's
Ann Hammond - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I love a man who uses his knife as a toothpick
Stuart McArthur - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Matthias, AFW and alvin - LOL for the lowlife beer Paul - thanks TJC, Lionel and Ann (sometimes the toothpick just isn't strong enough)
Red Ant - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good, Stu. Funny, and the last two lines were more serious than anything: it's good to see that side of you. 555.
Kristof Robertson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Byerk? Isn't that the Icelandic pop princess? A better sound for a redneck upchucking would be "blurrgghhrrrritneyspears..." :-D. Classic stuff Stu-pot. 555
Stuart McArthur - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Jack, and thanks Kristof - in fact I originally spelt it Bjork but thought it would be too confusing, so a good get by you ;-)...and I bet that's the noise Britney herself makes during all involuntary bodily actions
Meriadoc - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
We'll see your guy on the next episode of "Cops" probably....

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