POSH
They call me the Posh Spi - ice
and I change outfits thrice a day
but the trick is to accessori - ize
it'll nail you a nice hombre

DAVID
"From the first day I saw her I knew she was the one
we each had a cool...hairstyle
and her tits were as perfect
as the nosejob
she'd recently had to improve her profile"

POSH
When he ripped off his shirt
...exposing that chest
my trembling implants heaved a lusty hot grunt
he had quite a six-pack
and when we'd done the act
he wiped up the cream
that ran from my custardpie

They call me the Posh Spi - ice
and I eyebrow-pluck twice a day
I believe it is good for my eye - es
(I can rationalise that way)

DAVID
"On the second date I found out that she was
more superficial...than any woman I'd met
I said 'Shall we go
where the wild roses grow?'
She said
"I aint toe-flossed yet!"

POSH
On the second day he came
with a single red rose
He said 'Give me your love and your passion!'
I said if you buy
me some low-flare Levis
b'fore THEY go completely
out of fashion

They call me the Posh Spi - ice
and my poodle's clipped twice a day
I can't get him more minitiari - ised
I discovered to my dismay

On the third day he took me to the soccer
He bent it like 'him'...and we danced
I said 'NO more bonk-ing
'til you give me a ring'
then HE pulled out this massive rock from his pants

DAVID
"On the last day I asked her if she'd be my fair wife
She powdered her nose, and said only darl if...
someone gives me a Nan-
-cy Gonzales handbag
and a micro L.B.D. to offset it with"

POSH
They call me the Posh Spi - ice
I eat TWO grains of rice a day
tho' to not have to eat would be ni - ice
I so hope they devise a way

I could stop exercising - yay!

I could just moisturise all day