Song Parodies -> You And Me Betty Aint Nuthin But Rubbles, So Let's
| Original Song Title: | "Bad Touch" |
| Original Performer: | The Bloodhound Gang |
| Parody Song Title: | "You And Me Betty Aint Nuthin But Rubbles, So Let's" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
The OS (which plays by rightclicking here) not only uses quavers, but semiquavers, which I've indicated by joining those fast-paced words together with forward/slashes - hope it helps!!
(You'll appreciate my input)
Sweat Betty
Sweat Betty
sheesh-Betty-you're-so-hot
me and you
SHOULD do all the stuff that Fred and Wilma would do NOT
so why not slide...
up my hide...
and kiss "The Barney Stone!"s
one on EACH side - they're not cockeye'd (...though there's also one of those)
so since you've stacked away the rockery...Bed-
rock Barn-ey instead
I want to play inside your cave now Bamm-Bamm's safely tucked in bed
wanna/do/you/over
THERE
on/the/comfy/stone-
WARE
maybe/even/on/a
ROCK............or rocking CHAIR
I want to
yabba dabba DO you
every yabba dabba where
(do-it-now)
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do-it-again-now)
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like a Stone-Age self-discovery couple
[ funky beats drown out ensuant activities, then.... ]
You've...
more suction than your "mammoth" vacuum cleaner
Fred might
be/a/Twinkletoes at bowling, but it's ME whose wiener's cleaner
caveman stubble?
did/it/cause/you/trouble?
adventuring DOWN in
your quar-ry?
then-I'll-grab-this
Hallmark/shard/n/chisel/you/a/love/note
to say "I'M dinosor-ry!"
then would/you/let
me
film/the/deed
(on "BC"D)
with MY bird camer-a!
coz if the Water Buffa-loes see that, they'll make me Grand Pooh-bah!
I'll brush your HAIR then you brush mine
with my new fine-toothed porcupine
and then we'll do it Jetson-style
in
"Pterodactyl Air" Mile...
...High Club!"
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, like kissing unflanneled
so lets do it like they do on the PreHistory Channel
(getting horny now)
You and me Betty, irresistibly charming
so let's do it like they do in the PreHistory carvings
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, wanna test the arena
so let's do it like Tyrannosaurus Rex and Regina
(do it now)
You and me Betty, yeah, babe I'm excited!
so let's do it like a horny pair of sabre-toothed tigers
(do it again now)
"Barney Bonks Betty" would be a top-rater
so let's do it coz who knows, we might outrate Wally Gator
(getting horny now)
(fade)
Sweat Betty
Sweat Betty
sheesh-Betty-you're-so-hot
me and you
SHOULD do all the stuff that Fred and Wilma would do NOT
so why not slide...
up my hide...
and kiss "The Barney Stone!"s
one on EACH side - they're not cockeye'd (...though there's also one of those)
so since you've stacked away the rockery...Bed-
rock Barn-ey instead
I want to play inside your cave now Bamm-Bamm's safely tucked in bed
wanna/do/you/over
THERE
on/the/comfy/stone-
WARE
maybe/even/on/a
ROCK............or rocking CHAIR
I want to
yabba dabba DO you
every yabba dabba where
(do-it-now)
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do-it-again-now)
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like a Stone-Age self-discovery couple
[ funky beats drown out ensuant activities, then.... ]
You've...
more suction than your "mammoth" vacuum cleaner
Fred might
be/a/Twinkletoes at bowling, but it's ME whose wiener's cleaner
caveman stubble?
did/it/cause/you/trouble?
adventuring DOWN in
your quar-ry?
then-I'll-grab-this
Hallmark/shard/n/chisel/you/a/love/note
to say "I'M dinosor-ry!"
then would/you/let
me
film/the/deed
(on "BC"D)
with MY bird camer-a!
coz if the Water Buffa-loes see that, they'll make me Grand Pooh-bah!
I'll brush your HAIR then you brush mine
with my new fine-toothed porcupine
and then we'll do it Jetson-style
in
"Pterodactyl Air" Mile...
...High Club!"
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, like kissing unflanneled
so lets do it like they do on the PreHistory Channel
(getting horny now)
You and me Betty, irresistibly charming
so let's do it like they do in the PreHistory carvings
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, wanna test the arena
so let's do it like Tyrannosaurus Rex and Regina
(do it now)
You and me Betty, yeah, babe I'm excited!
so let's do it like a horny pair of sabre-toothed tigers
(do it again now)
"Barney Bonks Betty" would be a top-rater
so let's do it coz who knows, we might outrate Wally Gator
(getting horny now)
(fade)
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Wanna Yabba Dabba DO you, every Yabba Dabba Where!!!! Wow, I can hardly breath this was TOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!
Genius. Pure and simple. Spaffesque punnery and wordplay, Johnny D-ish bawdiness, but McArthurese through and through. I've been wanting to do Bad Touch for yonks but got nowhere...I doubt if I could better this. 555+++
LMAO this freakin RULES!!! 555!!!! I think we got our September SOTM right here
I think I went into staccatoquavers by the end of it. A truly brilliant effort here with humour packed throughout. 555BC
A Yabba-dabba-doozie! Jimmy Pop Ali would be honored by this! Absolutely 555.
MR 1s! HOW COULD YOU! This is a blazin' good masterpiece! I can just imagine an awesome video that would suit this song! 555 twice! (the extra 555 to compensate for Mr 1s uncalled for vote)
I'm crying from laughing so hard, this was hysterical! Who's the yabba-dabba-doofus who gave the 1s?
i always love a good flintstones parody....thanks for the laughs
It would have looked better without all the unnecessary punctuation that you threw in.
Very funny lines and humor, throughout...great job
thankyabbadabbayou, Matthias!
wow, thanks Kristof - coming from the humour-packed-wordplay master himself, I'm totally chuffed! :-)
thanks Jack!
thanks Luke - mate ;-) - and you being the rap king around here, how the hell do you pace those staccatoquavers? if you're reading along to the OS you can just get lost when you suddenly hit a string of them
thanks Aggy! I'm googling "Jimmy Pop Ali" any minute now!
thanks a lot Jason - I actually had a cartoon version of this in mind as I was writing it - ie. in the form of a Flintstones episode - if only I had the smarts to do it!
good on you Ravyn - thanks!
thanks alvin and AFW (I told you I had a Flintstones one to accompany yours in the pipeline...altho it took me a while to deliver!)
wow, thanks Kristof - coming from the humour-packed-wordplay master himself, I'm totally chuffed! :-)
thanks Jack!
thanks Luke - mate ;-) - and you being the rap king around here, how the hell do you pace those staccatoquavers? if you're reading along to the OS you can just get lost when you suddenly hit a string of them
thanks Aggy! I'm googling "Jimmy Pop Ali" any minute now!
thanks a lot Jason - I actually had a cartoon version of this in mind as I was writing it - ie. in the form of a Flintstones episode - if only I had the smarts to do it!
good on you Ravyn - thanks!
thanks alvin and AFW (I told you I had a Flintstones one to accompany yours in the pipeline...altho it took me a while to deliver!)
LOL how you heard the OS I dont know, but it stil lruless! LOL darn now I need to come up with a good title for a parody of that too.
Very funny and perfect OS mating to your inspired lunacy..."kissing unflanneled" highlight phrasing for me...although, other, less informed readers might claim that what you've done to this poor song is simply Hanna-Barbaric!
My favorite line in the OS is now my favorite line in this parody!------------I'll brush your HAIR then you brush mine with my new fine-toothed porcupine and then we'll do it Jetson-style in "Pterodactyl Air" Mile... ...High Club!"
thanks Jack - what I meant in the intro was to rightclick on the link and then select "Open in a New Window" - the OS then downloads and automatically plays
thanks TJC (you're calling ME an inspired lunatic!! - lol) and darn, I wish I'd thought of Hanna-Barbaric!
thanks The Thought Police - I did quite like my porcupine :-)
thanks TJC (you're calling ME an inspired lunatic!! - lol) and darn, I wish I'd thought of Hanna-Barbaric!
thanks The Thought Police - I did quite like my porcupine :-)
Thanks, Kristof, for attaching me to this project in spirit. Quite an honor. Like you, I've long thought of doing this OS. I even had a "flannel/History Channel" couplet. But the similarities end there. This goes waaaay beyond what I had come up with. "Yabba dabba DO you" alone is worth the price of admission, s2art. Grrreat stuff.
thanks Spaff :-)...I wrote down everything I could think of about the Flintstones before I started, and it was such a fertile field the thing nearly wrote itself - there's another parody's worth of stuff I had to leave out....like honouring the crush that you and I both share for the 19-year-old Pebbles ;-)
Damn. Now I'll NEVER get to sleep tonight.
what? I thought she was with ME tonight...
Add me to the list of people who thought of doing this ("You and me Mabel ain't nothing but Grandmas...") then thought better of it. And add me to the list of people bowing down to its brilliance. Great stuff.
Claude! Good to see you back! Thanks for the visit, mate, and hey, is that Mabel/Grandmas thing up for the plagiarising?
Hey Stu! Yes, it's definitely available; in fact I'd be thrilled. Good luck, if you end up doing it.
(SOTM) OMG! HOW DID I MISS THIS WHEN IT WAS POSTED!?!? THIS IS GOLD! HAHAHA! 5-5-5
(SOTM) This ROCKS! Sorry to miss the party when it posted. Funny through and through, Stu. 555
SOTM--Excellent, I never knew the name of the OS, but knew exactly what song it was from the title, which is brilliant.
SOTM - "Pterodactyl Air Mile High Club!", ain't that the working title for "Jurassic Park IV"? :-)
SOTM-no troubles with the rubbles absolute chuckle fest
(SOTM) This may be the gold winner.
(SOTM) Holy sh*t! I wasn't familiar with TOS, but a quick Limewire search took care of that. I agree 99% with Kristof except to say I know I couldn't do better than this with this song. 555+
thanks Charnstar, Rick (groan), Jeff, Peter, tomario and Aggy!
thanks Jack, and I was hoping to save you the Limewire trouble by offering you the OS download from my link in the intro - ta again, mate ;-)
thanks Jack, and I was hoping to save you the Limewire trouble by offering you the OS download from my link in the intro - ta again, mate ;-)
Stu, I'm so used to Limewire I completely missed your link. Yes, I are a dumbsh*t. However, I went ahead and d/l it from you even though I already have a copy (I so love this new DSL connection). Now I have the official Stu McArthur version. =)
BTW, "Holy sh*t!", in the context of this parody, is better than a "mere" TMGLTM. If there were a fourth voting category, "wow factor", I'd score this as high as possible.
BTW, "Holy sh*t!", in the context of this parody, is better than a "mere" TMGLTM. If there were a fourth voting category, "wow factor", I'd score this as high as possible.
(SOTM) See above! Love it every time I see it,I wanna hear this recorded!
They'll have a gay old time, that's for sure! This is truly creative, and this is from someone who used to call his best friends in high school by nicknames based on the Flinstones.---MM
Hmm... must have voted on this one already, but ran out of time before commenting. Anyway, the mental image of the Pterodactyl Air Mile High Club brought a bit of a guffaw... had you thought of doing a parody to the Macc Lads' "Sweaty Betty", by any chance? (Having said that, I'll be surprised if the Macc Lads have got to that side of the pond, they're a rather Lancastrian sort of taste (Incidentally, "Sweaty Betty" starts: "Well, she wore big knickers and she worked at t' sewage farm"... can't mention the second line as this is amiright, not whatfreaks)
thanks Jack 1 and Jack 2
I forgot about the "gay old time" bit MM - could've used that! - thanks
ah, so it was YOU who gave me the 111, Phil! - bit of a mystery at the time ;-)
I forgot about the "gay old time" bit MM - could've used that! - thanks
ah, so it was YOU who gave me the 111, Phil! - bit of a mystery at the time ;-)
More SOTM--One of the best titles ever...and see above! Loved it!
(SOTM) Truly a parody of prehistoric proportions here. 5's
SOTM - I hope I never see a music video of this. I think I'll be scarred for life. But damn if it isn't incredible!
(SOTM) EW! Too much information! The shocking thing is, The Bloodhound Gang is so proficent at being sexually disgusting (just listen to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo...or don't) that they may record this parody! Well done!
(SOTM) See above. Yeah, I guess this wasn't a bad effort...in places...;-), you frikkin' genius!
SONG OF THE YEAR
Wow, call me slow... But I just now realized where you got the "Caveman stubble" line from....
I just made it up Matty to reference the distinctive shading on Fred and Barney's faces and use it to R-rated effect - is that what you meant?
thanks Jeff, Tim and wannabe
thanks bobpie and Kristof - and thankyou indeed, malcolm - if only that were true...
thanks Jeff, Tim and wannabe
thanks bobpie and Kristof - and thankyou indeed, malcolm - if only that were true...
ooh crikey, I just googled "caveman stubble" and it came up as appearing in the lyrics to a Weird Al Flintstones parody, which I may have subconsciously gotten it from - mea culpas all round - I hereby acknowledge and officially apologise to Weird Al (humble smiley) ......* slinks off *
Stu , I didnt even notice that! Well,now we all know!
yes, well it still could be a coincidence Jack because I downloaded the rest of his lyrics and there are no other parallels, and I've certainly never heard the song before (Weird Al's not big in Australia - in my age group at least) but it is a distinctive phrase so I'm inclined to think it crept into my brain from somewhere - but it's embarrassing either way
Ah I see, well alright!
Ever gonna reocrd this/have some else record it?
I'm floored! Love the self discovery couples line. Lotsa funny stuff! 555
(SOTY) Yabba dabba doo indeed!
(SOTY)You. . .You. . .oh my god. . .You parodied. . .Bad Touch?? Wow, the monkey suits are back in my head, the monkey suits are back in my head, that was my favorite music video ever, and you turned it into a Flintstones hit
555
Yabba-dabba-doo...this was too hilarious!
So they Bam-Bammed to make Bam-Bam, if you know what I'm saying. This is still a good one, and I'm glad that Rick recorded it for you, it has to be one of your best.
(Dec2) Really, if I had 4 weeks instead of 2 weeks, I could MAYBE do a successful Bad Touch parody that matches, if not supercedes, Stu's masterwork here. Eh well. Enjoy your podium stand, once again. :)
555 naughty tribute to the Hanna-Berra cartoon series; this would definitely make dear Fred blush, General MacArthur!
(Artistry) Well, the rest of us in the Bloodhound Gang round ain't got a chance, since you entered this monster. No doubt about it.
(Artistry) This one is still to this day among the best AmIRight parodies of all time. . .that's all I can say. . .it's an amazing recording to ,so there is no constructive criticism I could make in any way shape or form except this is probably my favorite Stu Parody. ..which is saying quite a bit.
(Artistry) Um, yea. What everyone said. Yabba Dabba Stu!
Still to this day this Bed-ROCKS!!!
Sir, this is indeed funny, but just so naughty ! Yeah, . . . it's a lot o'Blarney !
(ABC) Hello again, Stu...I will see you at Z with something hopefully near this level of greatness...
Brilliant. Simply quirky and brilliant. We loved this song and the Flinstones cartoon- we also loved the movie as well despite what some people thought of Rosie O Donnell as Betty.
(ABC4Y)
Brilliant execution in parody form that exacted the zaniness of all the prehistoric contraptions that the Flinstones had. You word-smithed them beautifully into the parody as masterfully as "Hanna-Barbera" did with the visuals in the cartoon. Adding in the Jetsons with those lines is pure genius. And then there's the Wally Gator wrap up. Nice touch. Fresh, witty and masterful. I totally love this take of rock beds in bedrock.
Brilliant execution in parody form that exacted the zaniness of all the prehistoric contraptions that the Flinstones had. You word-smithed them beautifully into the parody as masterfully as "Hanna-Barbera" did with the visuals in the cartoon. Adding in the Jetsons with those lines is pure genius. And then there's the Wally Gator wrap up. Nice touch. Fresh, witty and masterful. I totally love this take of rock beds in bedrock.
(ABC4Y) Once seeing this in the entry thread, I immediately thought 'Well, we're boned'. There is NO WAY anyone could stack up to this son-of-a-b!tch. You know you did well here, Stu - all too well...
(ABC-Y) Boned TCOP? Wow, slang is different in Australia, here that means. . .uh well, anyway I don't think I can add anything to this Stu. . .sorry, it's not my first (second, third or even fourth) read, and I've already given it my highest praise (and it will get it again when I vote) . .. still great.
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