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Song Parodies -> "You And Me Betty Aint Nuthin But Rubbles, So Let's"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Touch"

Original Performer:

The Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"You And Me Betty Aint Nuthin But Rubbles, So Let's"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

The OS (which plays by rightclicking here) not only uses quavers, but semiquavers, which I've indicated by joining those fast-paced words together with forward/slashes - hope it helps!!
(You'll appreciate my input)


Sweat Betty
Sweat Betty
sheesh-Betty-you're-so-hot
me and you
SHOULD do all the stuff that Fred and Wilma would do NOT
so why not slide...
up my hide...
and kiss "The Barney Stone!"s
one on EACH side - they're not cockeye'd (...though there's also one of those)
so since you've stacked away the rockery...Bed-
rock Barn-ey instead
I want to play inside your cave now Bamm-Bamm's safely tucked in bed
wanna/do/you/over
THERE
on/the/comfy/stone-
WARE
maybe/even/on/a
ROCK............or rocking CHAIR
I want to
yabba dabba DO you
every yabba dabba where

(do-it-now)

You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do-it-again-now)
You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like a Stone-Age self-discovery couple


[ funky beats drown out ensuant activities, then.... ]


You've...
more suction than your "mammoth" vacuum cleaner
Fred might
be/a/Twinkletoes at bowling, but it's ME whose wiener's cleaner
caveman stubble?
did/it/cause/you/trouble?
adventuring DOWN in
your quar-ry?
then-I'll-grab-this
Hallmark/shard/n/chisel/you/a/love/note
to say "I'M dinosor-ry!"
then would/you/let
me
film/the/deed
(on "BC"D)
with MY bird camer-a!
coz if the Water Buffa-loes see that, they'll make me Grand Pooh-bah!
I'll brush your HAIR then you brush mine
with my new fine-toothed porcupine
and then we'll do it Jetson-style
in
"Pterodactyl Air" Mile...

...High Club!"

You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, like kissing unflanneled
so lets do it like they do on the PreHistory Channel

(getting horny now)

You and me Betty, irresistibly charming
so let's do it like they do in the PreHistory carvings
(do it again now)
You and me Betty, wanna test the arena
so let's do it like Tyrannosaurus Rex and Regina

(do it now)
You and me Betty, yeah, babe I'm excited!
so let's do it like a horny pair of sabre-toothed tigers
(do it again now)
"Barney Bonks Betty" would be a top-rater
so let's do it coz who knows, we might outrate Wally Gator

(getting horny now)


(fade)

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Pacing: 4.8
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Total Votes: 45

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Matthias - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Wanna Yabba Dabba DO you, every Yabba Dabba Where!!!! Wow, I can hardly breath this was TOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Genius. Pure and simple. Spaffesque punnery and wordplay, Johnny D-ish bawdiness, but McArthurese through and through. I've been wanting to do Bad Touch for yonks but got nowhere...I doubt if I could better this. 555+++
Jack Wilson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO this freakin RULES!!! 555!!!! I think we got our September SOTM right here
Luke Brattoni - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I think I went into staccatoquavers by the end of it. A truly brilliant effort here with humour packed throughout. 555BC
Agrimorfee - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
A Yabba-dabba-doozie! Jimmy Pop Ali would be honored by this! Absolutely 555.
Jason - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
MR 1s! HOW COULD YOU! This is a blazin' good masterpiece! I can just imagine an awesome video that would suit this song! 555 twice! (the extra 555 to compensate for Mr 1s uncalled for vote)
Ravyn Rant - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm crying from laughing so hard, this was hysterical! Who's the yabba-dabba-doofus who gave the 1s?
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
i always love a good flintstones parody....thanks for the laughs
Mr 1s - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
It would have looked better without all the unnecessary punctuation that you threw in.
AFW - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny lines and humor, throughout...great job
Stuart McArthur - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thankyabbadabbayou, Matthias!

wow, thanks Kristof - coming from the humour-packed-wordplay master himself, I'm totally chuffed! :-)

thanks Jack!

thanks Luke - mate ;-) - and you being the rap king around here, how the hell do you pace those staccatoquavers? if you're reading along to the OS you can just get lost when you suddenly hit a string of them

thanks Aggy! I'm googling "Jimmy Pop Ali" any minute now!

thanks a lot Jason - I actually had a cartoon version of this in mind as I was writing it - ie. in the form of a Flintstones episode - if only I had the smarts to do it!

good on you Ravyn - thanks!

thanks alvin and AFW (I told you I had a Flintstones one to accompany yours in the pipeline...altho it took me a while to deliver!)
Jack Wilson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL how you heard the OS I dont know, but it stil lruless! LOL darn now I need to come up with a good title for a parody of that too.
TJC - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny and perfect OS mating to your inspired lunacy..."kissing unflanneled" highlight phrasing for me...although, other, less informed readers might claim that what you've done to this poor song is simply Hanna-Barbaric!
The Thought Police - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
My favorite line in the OS is now my favorite line in this parody!------------I'll brush your HAIR then you brush mine with my new fine-toothed porcupine and then we'll do it Jetson-style in "Pterodactyl Air" Mile... ...High Club!"
Stuart McArthur - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Jack - what I meant in the intro was to rightclick on the link and then select "Open in a New Window" - the OS then downloads and automatically plays

thanks TJC (you're calling ME an inspired lunatic!! - lol) and darn, I wish I'd thought of Hanna-Barbaric!

thanks The Thought Police - I did quite like my porcupine :-)
Spaff.com - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof, for attaching me to this project in spirit. Quite an honor. Like you, I've long thought of doing this OS. I even had a "flannel/History Channel" couplet. But the similarities end there. This goes waaaay beyond what I had come up with. "Yabba dabba DO you" alone is worth the price of admission, s2art. Grrreat stuff.
Stuart McArthur - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Spaff :-)...I wrote down everything I could think of about the Flintstones before I started, and it was such a fertile field the thing nearly wrote itself - there's another parody's worth of stuff I had to leave out....like honouring the crush that you and I both share for the 19-year-old Pebbles ;-)
Spaff.com - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Damn. Now I'll NEVER get to sleep tonight.
Stuart McArthur - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
what? I thought she was with ME tonight...
Claude Prez - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Add me to the list of people who thought of doing this ("You and me Mabel ain't nothing but Grandmas...") then thought better of it. And add me to the list of people bowing down to its brilliance. Great stuff.
Stuart McArthur - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Claude! Good to see you back! Thanks for the visit, mate, and hey, is that Mabel/Grandmas thing up for the plagiarising?
Claude Prez - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Stu! Yes, it's definitely available; in fact I'd be thrilled. Good luck, if you end up doing it.
The Charnstar - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) OMG! HOW DID I MISS THIS WHEN IT WAS POSTED!?!? THIS IS GOLD! HAHAHA! 5-5-5
Rick C - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This ROCKS! Sorry to miss the party when it posted. Funny through and through, Stu. 555
Jeff Reuben - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM--Excellent, I never knew the name of the OS, but knew exactly what song it was from the title, which is brilliant.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - "Pterodactyl Air Mile High Club!", ain't that the working title for "Jurassic Park IV"? :-)
tomario - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-no troubles with the rubbles absolute chuckle fest
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This may be the gold winner.
Red Ant - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Holy sh*t! I wasn't familiar with TOS, but a quick Limewire search took care of that. I agree 99% with Kristof except to say I know I couldn't do better than this with this song. 555+
Stuart McArthur - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Charnstar, Rick (groan), Jeff, Peter, tomario and Aggy!

thanks Jack, and I was hoping to save you the Limewire trouble by offering you the OS download from my link in the intro - ta again, mate ;-)
Red Ant - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Stu, I'm so used to Limewire I completely missed your link. Yes, I are a dumbsh*t. However, I went ahead and d/l it from you even though I already have a copy (I so love this new DSL connection). Now I have the official Stu McArthur version. =)

BTW, "Holy sh*t!", in the context of this parody, is better than a "mere" TMGLTM. If there were a fourth voting category, "wow factor", I'd score this as high as possible.
Jack Wilson - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above! Love it every time I see it,I wanna hear this recorded!
Michael McVey - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
They'll have a gay old time, that's for sure! This is truly creative, and this is from someone who used to call his best friends in high school by nicknames based on the Flinstones.---MM
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm... must have voted on this one already, but ran out of time before commenting. Anyway, the mental image of the Pterodactyl Air Mile High Club brought a bit of a guffaw... had you thought of doing a parody to the Macc Lads' "Sweaty Betty", by any chance? (Having said that, I'll be surprised if the Macc Lads have got to that side of the pond, they're a rather Lancastrian sort of taste (Incidentally, "Sweaty Betty" starts: "Well, she wore big knickers and she worked at t' sewage farm"... can't mention the second line as this is amiright, not whatfreaks)
Stuart McArthur - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Jack 1 and Jack 2

I forgot about the "gay old time" bit MM - could've used that! - thanks

ah, so it was YOU who gave me the 111, Phil! - bit of a mystery at the time ;-)
Jeff Reuben - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
More SOTM--One of the best titles ever...and see above! Loved it!
Tim Mayfield - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Truly a parody of prehistoric proportions here. 5's
wannabemustangjockey - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I hope I never see a music video of this. I think I'll be scarred for life. But damn if it isn't incredible!
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) EW! Too much information! The shocking thing is, The Bloodhound Gang is so proficent at being sexually disgusting (just listen to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo...or don't) that they may record this parody! Well done!
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. Yeah, I guess this wasn't a bad effort...in places...;-), you frikkin' genius!
malcolm higgins - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
SONG OF THE YEAR
Matthias - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, call me slow... But I just now realized where you got the "Caveman stubble" line from....
Stuart McArthur - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I just made it up Matty to reference the distinctive shading on Fred and Barney's faces and use it to R-rated effect - is that what you meant?

thanks Jeff, Tim and wannabe

thanks bobpie and Kristof - and thankyou indeed, malcolm - if only that were true...
Stuart McArthur - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
ooh crikey, I just googled "caveman stubble" and it came up as appearing in the lyrics to a Weird Al Flintstones parody, which I may have subconsciously gotten it from - mea culpas all round - I hereby acknowledge and officially apologise to Weird Al (humble smiley) ......* slinks off *
Jack Wilson - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Stu , I didnt even notice that! Well,now we all know!
Stuart McArthur - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, well it still could be a coincidence Jack because I downloaded the rest of his lyrics and there are no other parallels, and I've certainly never heard the song before (Weird Al's not big in Australia - in my age group at least) but it is a distinctive phrase so I'm inclined to think it crept into my brain from somewhere - but it's embarrassing either way
Jack Wilson - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah I see, well alright!
Jack Wilson - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Ever gonna reocrd this/have some else record it?
Yoidy - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm floored! Love the self discovery couples line. Lotsa funny stuff! 555
Rick C - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Yabba dabba doo indeed!
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY)You. . .You. . .oh my god. . .You parodied. . .Bad Touch?? Wow, the monkey suits are back in my head, the monkey suits are back in my head, that was my favorite music video ever, and you turned it into a Flintstones hit
Stephen Harrington - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
555
Andrea Huckstep - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Yabba-dabba-doo...this was too hilarious!
Matthias - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
So they Bam-Bammed to make Bam-Bam, if you know what I'm saying. This is still a good one, and I'm glad that Rick recorded it for you, it has to be one of your best.
Agrimorfee - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Really, if I had 4 weeks instead of 2 weeks, I could MAYBE do a successful Bad Touch parody that matches, if not supercedes, Stu's masterwork here. Eh well. Enjoy your podium stand, once again. :)
UnKnownVoter - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
555 naughty tribute to the Hanna-Berra cartoon series; this would definitely make dear Fred blush, General MacArthur!
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, the rest of us in the Bloodhound Gang round ain't got a chance, since you entered this monster. No doubt about it.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This one is still to this day among the best AmIRight parodies of all time. . .that's all I can say. . .it's an amazing recording to ,so there is no constructive criticism I could make in any way shape or form except this is probably my favorite Stu Parody. ..which is saying quite a bit.
Rex - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Um, yea. What everyone said. Yabba Dabba Stu!
Matthias - August 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Still to this day this Bed-ROCKS!!!
BettyRub - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is indeed funny, but just so naughty ! Yeah, . . . it's a lot o'Blarney !
Agrimorfee - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hello again, Stu...I will see you at Z with something hopefully near this level of greatness...
Dr Music - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant. Simply quirky and brilliant. We loved this song and the Flinstones cartoon- we also loved the movie as well despite what some people thought of Rosie O Donnell as Betty.
Guy - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4Y)

Brilliant execution in parody form that exacted the zaniness of all the prehistoric contraptions that the Flinstones had. You word-smithed them beautifully into the parody as masterfully as "Hanna-Barbera" did with the visuals in the cartoon. Adding in the Jetsons with those lines is pure genius. And then there's the Wally Gator wrap up. Nice touch. Fresh, witty and masterful. I totally love this take of rock beds in bedrock.
bobpiecheese - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4Y) Once seeing this in the entry thread, I immediately thought 'Well, we're boned'. There is NO WAY anyone could stack up to this son-of-a-b!tch. You know you did well here, Stu - all too well...
Below Average Dave - August 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) Boned TCOP? Wow, slang is different in Australia, here that means. . .uh well, anyway I don't think I can add anything to this Stu. . .sorry, it's not my first (second, third or even fourth) read, and I've already given it my highest praise (and it will get it again when I vote) . .. still great.
Peregrin - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Better late than never Stu? I just found this (embarrassed). Well worth the wait!
Stuart McArthur - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks Pippin! I'm tipping there's finishing touches being put to a Bad Touch of your own, for you to have managed to find this!

oh, and thanks to all the commenters since my last revisit - back in 2006 for God's sake :-(

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