Song Parodies -> Hot Sand
| Original Song Title: | "Roxanne" |
| Original Performer: | Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hot Sand" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
(should be sung in a tortured screeching voice - ie. Sting's)
Hot sand
You don't have to burn up my SOFT soles
I may be wussy but...
you don't have to CHOOSE this weakness to high-light!
Hot sand
You don't have to burn my feet, so white
You do it coz YOU can...
You don't care if it's wrong - or if it's right
Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to (my tootsies) IG-nite
Hot sand (YOU know it aint right)
Hot sand (trashing my civil rights)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than an ant bite)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)
Hot!
the moment I first felt YA
I must have been just two - AH!
I tried to walk up TO my mum
from the water edge and I could not!
and then my mind I made up
to wait and hope she'd wade up
to rescue me - from your savage game
You're a bad sand
Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to sizzle with such spite
Hot sand (you know it aint right)
Hot sand (ta give me a huge fright)
Hot sand (ta breach my civ-IL rights)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)
Hot sand (MY tootsies IG-nite)
Hot sand (hot as a wedding night)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than a snake bite)
Hot sand (you're hardly con-trite)
Hot sand (suckers you in-vite)
Hot sand (pretty at first sight)
Hot sand (you just aint po-lite)
Hot sand (you are dyn-o-mite)
Hot sand (fury you incite)
(more tortured whinging, etc)
You don't have to burn up my SOFT soles
I may be wussy but...
you don't have to CHOOSE this weakness to high-light!
Hot sand
You don't have to burn my feet, so white
You do it coz YOU can...
You don't care if it's wrong - or if it's right
Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to (my tootsies) IG-nite
Hot sand (YOU know it aint right)
Hot sand (trashing my civil rights)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than an ant bite)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)
Hot!
the moment I first felt YA
I must have been just two - AH!
I tried to walk up TO my mum
from the water edge and I could not!
and then my mind I made up
to wait and hope she'd wade up
to rescue me - from your savage game
You're a bad sand
Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to sizzle with such spite
Hot sand (you know it aint right)
Hot sand (ta give me a huge fright)
Hot sand (ta breach my civ-IL rights)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)
Hot sand (MY tootsies IG-nite)
Hot sand (hot as a wedding night)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than a snake bite)
Hot sand (you're hardly con-trite)
Hot sand (suckers you in-vite)
Hot sand (pretty at first sight)
Hot sand (you just aint po-lite)
Hot sand (you are dyn-o-mite)
Hot sand (fury you incite)
(more tortured whinging, etc)
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Good one, Stu. 5's
I've never heard of sand breaching civil rights! hehehe 555
beachy ! ...oops, i mean "peachy"...5s
thanks adagio, Kristof, and alvin...sorry, Hot Sand, you aint all bad
(SB) You know, maybe Sting was standing on hot sand when he recorded Roxanne. Excellent and funny parody.
(Summertime) Not one of your greatest accomplishments, Stu. Pacing's great, but "don't care if it' wrong or is it right" just begs to be changed, and the rhyming for the call/response Sting does in the fadeout here is just too silly.
(Summertime) Very confusing...but very true. We do get more than our fair share of hot sand Down Under, don't we, Stu?
All the red light subs were amazing.... I expecially like the hot as a wedding night one... heh, heh, heh... So true, but the asphalt is worse!!!
(SB) I second Matthias for the subs, and I also like the way you capitalized some syllables, makes it sound more realistic.
(SB) And what does hot sand do? Sting, of course.
Stu, well done. I can relate. JD...ugh =)
I agree with Agrimorfee's comment, and I was momentarily tempted to dock you somewhere for having a bad case of rhymitis, but I'll let it slide, heh heh.
thanks everyone :-)
Agri and Red Ant - I totally understand your underwhelmedness with this one, because when I posted it it flopped totally (one lukewarm comment I think) - I happen to really like it, but I'm not about to argue with the general consensus ;-)
Agri and Red Ant - I totally understand your underwhelmedness with this one, because when I posted it it flopped totally (one lukewarm comment I think) - I happen to really like it, but I'm not about to argue with the general consensus ;-)
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