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Song Parodies -> "Hot Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Police

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Sand"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

(should be sung in a tortured screeching voice - ie. Sting's)
Hot sand
You don't have to burn up my SOFT soles
I may be wussy but...
you don't have to CHOOSE this weakness to high-light!
Hot sand
You don't have to burn my feet, so white
You do it coz YOU can...
You don't care if it's wrong - or if it's right

Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to (my tootsies) IG-nite

Hot sand (YOU know it aint right)
Hot sand (trashing my civil rights)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than an ant bite)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)

Hot!

the moment I first felt YA
I must have been just two - AH!
I tried to walk up TO my mum
from the water edge and I could not!
and then my mind I made up
to wait and hope she'd wade up
to rescue me - from your savage game
You're a bad sand

Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to sizzle with such spite

Hot sand (you know it aint right)
Hot sand (ta give me a huge fright)
Hot sand (ta breach my civ-IL rights)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)
Hot sand (MY tootsies IG-nite)
Hot sand (hot as a wedding night)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than a snake bite)
Hot sand (you're hardly con-trite)
Hot sand (suckers you in-vite)
Hot sand (pretty at first sight)
Hot sand (you just aint po-lite)
Hot sand (you are dyn-o-mite)
Hot sand (fury you incite)

(more tortured whinging, etc)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 1
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   2
 2
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 5   10
 9
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Adagio - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Stu. 5's
Kristof Robertson - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I've never heard of sand breaching civil rights! hehehe 555
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
beachy ! ...oops, i mean "peachy"...5s
Stuart McArthur - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks adagio, Kristof, and alvin...sorry, Hot Sand, you aint all bad
Rex - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SB) You know, maybe Sting was standing on hot sand when he recorded Roxanne. Excellent and funny parody.
Agrimorfee - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(Summertime) Not one of your greatest accomplishments, Stu. Pacing's great, but "don't care if it' wrong or is it right" just begs to be changed, and the rhyming for the call/response Sting does in the fadeout here is just too silly.
bobpiecheese - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(Summertime) Very confusing...but very true. We do get more than our fair share of hot sand Down Under, don't we, Stu?
Matthias - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
All the red light subs were amazing.... I expecially like the hot as a wedding night one... heh, heh, heh... So true, but the asphalt is worse!!!
Cat - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SB) I second Matthias for the subs, and I also like the way you capitalized some syllables, makes it sound more realistic.
Johnny D - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(SB) And what does hot sand do? Sting, of course.
Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Stu, well done. I can relate. JD...ugh =)
Red Ant - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Agrimorfee's comment, and I was momentarily tempted to dock you somewhere for having a bad case of rhymitis, but I'll let it slide, heh heh.
Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks everyone :-)

Agri and Red Ant - I totally understand your underwhelmedness with this one, because when I posted it it flopped totally (one lukewarm comment I think) - I happen to really like it, but I'm not about to argue with the general consensus ;-)

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