-> "Hot Sand"
Original Song Title:
"Roxanne"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hot Sand"
The Lyrics
Hot sand
You don't have to burn up my SOFT soles
I may be wussy but...
you don't have to CHOOSE this weakness to high-light!
Hot sand
You don't have to burn my feet, so white
You do it coz YOU can...
You don't care if it's wrong - or if it's right
Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to (my tootsies) IG-nite
Hot sand (YOU know it aint right)
Hot sand (trashing my civil rights)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than an ant bite)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)
Hot!
the moment I first felt YA
I must have been just two - AH!
I tried to walk up TO my mum
from the water edge and I could not!
and then my mind I made up
to wait and hope she'd wade up
to rescue me - from your savage game
You're a bad sand
Hot sand
You should have to flash a warn-ING light
Hot sand
You don't have to sizzle with such spite
Hot sand (you know it aint right)
Hot sand (ta give me a huge fright)
Hot sand (ta breach my civ-IL rights)
Hot sand (some bad-ass camp-site!)
Hot sand (MY tootsies IG-nite)
Hot sand (hot as a wedding night)
Hot sand (IT aint a fair fight)
Hot sand (worse than a snake bite)
Hot sand (you're hardly con-trite)
Hot sand (suckers you in-vite)
Hot sand (pretty at first sight)
Hot sand (you just aint po-lite)
Hot sand (you are dyn-o-mite)
Hot sand (fury you incite)
(more tortured whinging, etc)
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