When strolling he's unmissable
His clothing is high-visible
Fast food he finds resistible
He's do-not-run-with-scissorsble

When he packs his sunscreen
it is factor fifteen
His potatoes are all scrutinised for traces of green
He only drinks Bud Light beer
and that's because he's

very very sensible

very very sensible

He treats as though it's paramount
his Christmas-Saver bank account
On payday (though he spends a bit)
he banks eighty percent of it

His screensavers rotate
at the break of each day
all his passwords are comprised of lower AND upper case
he chops old credit cards
in half
and that's because he's

very very sensible

very very sensible

(very very sensible)
When he's out - there's no telling that there's noone home
(very very sensible)
In a drought - he puts timers on the hose


His humble lifestyle would embarrass any monk
He's so health conscious that he's never eaten junk
He makes me wonder if he's ever gotten drunk
the clams he eats are self-caught - that's because he's


(very very sensible)
He drives down...
mountains...
in the gear that he drove up
(very very sensible)
He pours out...
milk that
might be two days old

He buys his corduroys at sales
He's frightened of deep-voiced females
In contracts he reads all details
He lobbies hard for taller jails

He uses ear gum...
when he listens to drums
At bedtime he makes sure he brushes down from the gums
He chews each mouthful sixteen times...
and that's because he's

(very very sensible)
When he flies - he takes strolls to ward off DVT
(very very sensible)
In mid-flight - he avoids all alcohol
(very very sensible)
He checks out - all his fellow aircraft passengers
(very very sensible)
If in doubt - he decides to stay at home

very very sensible!