-> "190 Putts"
Original Song Title:
"Another One Bites The Dust" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Cleared that fairway in ONE big hit
My tee shot stayed down low
Ball plonked down with an excellent sit
The green looked heavy and slow
Nice and steady, hey, there's no way I can miss
and I saw the thing preparing to fall
Out of the hole popped this little mole
...who deflected my ball
not 105 not 109
D'oh! My score extended to
"How d'ya think I'm gonna get it in?"
I yelled out to the mole
"Whenever my ball approaches the pin,
you whack it away from the hole!
Are you happy?
Are you satisfied?
I can't now avoid defeat
Nearly quadrupled my partner's score...
...n'mine is still incomplete"
It's a bit of a crime - got a birdie last time
(I'm starting to hate his guts)
hey, it's a club record too
[ ** In a tantrum I rhythmically stamp deep footprints into the bunker ** ]
My buds are back on the bus!
My caddy is going nuts!
How can he be so unjust?
There are plenty of ways that you can miss a putt
like hitting it too hard
You can hook it, you can push it, or look Britney up
if she's getting out of a car
a malevolent mole"
is a difficult one to
Where's Bill Murray when I need him most
...could really do with some TNT
My putter's about to bust
and I'm wondering why th'little schmuck'd decide
that mine's the putt
sheesh...and on a par three too
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