(Let's go)

Cleared that fairway in ONE big hit
My tee shot stayed down low
Ball plonked down with an excellent sit
The green looked heavy and slow
Nice and steady, hey, there's no way I can miss
and I saw the thing preparing to fall
Out of the hole popped this little mole
...who deflected my ball
(yeah)

190 putts!
190 putts!
not 105 not 109
190 putts!
D'oh! My score extended to
190 putts!

"How d'ya think I'm gonna get it in?"
I yelled out to the mole
"Whenever my ball approaches the pin,
you whack it away from the hole!
Are you happy?
Are you satisfied?
I can't now avoid defeat
Nearly quadrupled my partner's score...
...n'mine is still incomplete"

190 putts!
190 putts!
It's a bit of a crime - got a birdie last time
(I'm starting to hate his guts)
hey, it's a club record too
190 putts!

[ ** In a tantrum I rhythmically stamp deep footprints into the bunker ** ]


190 putts!
My buds are back on the bus!
My caddy is going nuts!
How can he be so unjust?

(ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!)



There are plenty of ways that you can miss a putt
like hitting it too hard
You can hook it, you can push it, or look Britney up
if she's getting out of a car
But "offending
a malevolent mole"
is a difficult one to
foresee
Where's Bill Murray when I need him most
...could really do with some TNT

190 putts!
My putter's about to bust
and I'm wondering why th'little schmuck'd decide
that mine's the putt
to interrupt!
sheesh...and on a par three too
190 putts!