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Song Parodies -> "I'm Being Swallowed By That Loon Jacko"

Original Song Title:

"Moonshadow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Being Swallowed By That Loon Jacko"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

I'm being followed by that loon, Jacko
Loon Jacko, loon Jacko
hiding and hopping from that loon, Jacko
loon Jacko, loon Jacko

and if I ever lose my pants
lose my undies, just by chance
it only needs one circumstance
oh-oh-oh-oh
i-i-i-if
I won't have to work at all

and if I ever close my eyes
and Michael Jackson is nearby
who knows what I'd find inside
oh-oh-oh-oh
i-i-i-if
I won't have to work at all

Yes, I'm being followed by that dude, Jacko
dude Jacko, dude Jacko
running and hiding from that dude, Jacko
dude Jacko, dude Jacko

and if I ever lose my jarmies
my bare leggies, my bare armies
might excite that Pop Prince Charming
oh-oh-oh-oh
i-i-i-if
I won't have to work at all

Would he take long to find me?
not out in Neverland
I've been treated oh so kindly
stay the night? course I can!
whoa, oa
I'm being swallowed by that loon, Jacko
Loon Jacko, loon Jacko

Loon Jacko, loon Jacko

Loon Jacko, loon Jacko

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How Funny: 4.9
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alvin rhodes - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
great stuff, stuart...fives PLUS
Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is inspired, Stu....it's hard to come up with new takes on the Jacko saga, but, by god...you've done it! 555
Royce Miller - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Jacko is one of the most, if not the most, bizarre characters of our time; he's innocent til proven guilty, but if ruining your looks was a crime, he'd already be doing time, in fact, I think he is in a prison of his own, and I don't think you have to be a psychologist to figure that out.
John Barry - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart, this had me laughing my nose off. Just great!
Jeff Reuben - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmm...inspiring =)
Stuart McArthur - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks alvin
yes, Kristof, you have to wonder a bit about the boy's parents
definitely behind his own bars, Royce - one of the tragic geniuses of our time
apparently you can just glue it back on, John thanks Jeff......inspiring you to......?
Peregrin - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
hee hee classy work Stuart
Johnny D - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm simultaneously greatly impressed & majorly nauseated by this parody ... so I'm giving it a vote of 555.
Leo Jay - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
That's fantastic! Very, very funny.
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Stu, good stuff here. I'm sporadic with my site visits and, with limited time, I tend to quickly scan the new entries when here. Unfortunately, I can miss good writers such as yourself. You recently commented on one of my submissions and I made a mental note to go to your submissions; I'm glad I did. bob
Stuart McArthur - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks a lot Bob - very kind of you :-)

and thanks Leo, Johnny and Pippin - sorry to be so late replying to your comments
TJC - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Harkening back to those Halcyon (the drug) Jacksonian days, this, even in retrocircumlocutionspect, was truly perfection parodified... too funny--a titular 'lift n' separate' to be sure!
(4.4 yrs later, you'll prob. never read this, but what the hell!)

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