and we go a little something like this...

hit it

I dig it

come on


I'm only five foot tall
and I look emaciated
my skin's the Sistine Chapel - can't GET more illustrated

The girls are all around
but none of them wanna get near me
it must be coz of the swastikas
I'm wearing as an earring

Some other girls are joking
at the other end of the bar
tossing rings on my hotpink hairspikes
landed 3 from 3 so far

So I got up and strolled over
to deliver my attitude clearer
I said "don't start, coz I was part...
of the punk-rock golden era"


punk-rock golden era


I'm gonna tell you a secret
on how to meet a chick
just regurgitate into
the ashtray
then the waitress will clean IT

It's better than any alcohol
or...lamborghini car
a dozen gin twists'll make ya feeeeeeeeel sick then
vomit on the bar

and if THAT don't do the trick
just skoll the friggin keg
and when yer hafta piss, just say "hey, miss...."
n'do the vile thing on her leg

It doesn't always work though
(I can't really guarantee ya)
but it's how to behave if yer truly a slave
to the punk-rock golden era


you know what I'm sayin'
I got every girl in my neighborhood...breaking down my door
for my jeans pissed on by
the...New York DOLLLLs
they won't leave this bloke ALONE, with those stained JEANS on, pal


I'll tell you bout my girl
she's a limey named Elvira
now she's pretty ugly, like others of the
punkrock golden era

I met her in a shoestore - she said "hmm...beg yer pardon
if ya feel like a screw, ditch the platform shoes
and shoplift these Doc Martens"

so we bolted from the store
n'the alarm made a terrible din
it was not triggered by
the Docs, but my
nine-teen safe-ty-pins

so we went on back to her flat which stank like the armpit of a shearer
I felt quite sick, became nostalg-ic
for that punk-rock golden era

y'know what I'm saying
she had PLANS - for the man!
thatcher's eighties was paradise next to that lady

no joke

break it down


[ pause for vomiting ]


late
in the evening...
lookin' FOR
experimentation
we took some pot 'n then had a shot
at muuuuuult-plication

and then a little bit later
well she really took my fancy
the moment that
she revealed t'me that
her folks were Sid and Nancy

I wish I...could say the romance had a happy ending
but no, she started talking bout plans...
for a wedding!

so I SAID "whoa now
girlfriend slow down!
I do NOT wanna be committed"
and WHEN she shoved her tongue in my mouth
I proved it...yeah I bit it


you know what I'm saying...

I'm an antichrist from the...

punk-rock golden era...