All the old dar-LINGS - with their prune
faces and brittle clumps of hair
undergo ex-treme
(make-oh-vers!)
to match their new Elle - underwear

All the young girls slouch - chewing gum
they work for mon-ey - not for love
Golden Gooses - these
dames (way-oh!)
They lay their eggs - then they get the shove

Painted blondes with their steaming wands, say
“hey! likehey, wow!drool!
that is so so cool!”

talk like a beautician

All the slim sty-LISTS - poke their tongues
so cheekily - as they cross the floor
they've learnt their lines
“what great bones!”
they make you think - that you could be more

all the rich wom-en - sick of life
they buy the creams (and the bottle tan)
when the evening comes
(they all want)
to look like their “be you” tishy-an

all the girls, dropping out of school, say
"hey! wow...cool, like...ooo!
that is so so you!"

talk like a beautician

Puckered lips need gloss - cheeks need rouge
so tell me what you - wanna do
score a new man, or...
retain one?
it matters which shade - that you choose

If you want to hang - with these girls
they take their break - in the donut shop
They laugh and tease
(oh wey oh)
they drink their cher-ry - soda pop

All the Jap-an-ese! - with their yen
they want the west-ern hair and eyes
first you make them smile
“kakko ii!”
and then you say “let me improvise”

If you want a fulfilling job, say
"Hey! like.whoa, o.kay!
Total-lee no way! "

talk like a beautician

talk like a beautician