-> "Onward Penguin Soldiers"
Original Song Title:
"Onward Christian Soldiers"
Parody Song Title:
"Onward Penguin Soldiers"
The Lyrics
Onward, Penguin soldiers
Marching as to war
Turning off the fridge lights
when we close the door
Fridge Penguin their Master
Switchward waddles He!
Ceding to the da-rkne-ss
luminosity!
REFRAIN
Onward, Penguin soldiers
Marching as to war
Keeping us in darkness
That is what they're for
As the fridge door clo-oses
Satan cries "At last!"
Then the Penguin Soldiers
say "Whoa, not so fast!"
Hell's foundations quiver
when the whiskers twitch
of the Penguin So-ld-iers
waddling to the switch
REFRAIN
Like a mighty army
cubby-bound they hide
only to emerge when
we can't see inside
They are not divided
All one body they,
one in faithful du-u-uty,
stay alert all day
REFRAIN
Meat and eggs get nervous
nearing use-by date
but the Penguin soldiers
don't prevaricate
Gates of hell can never
Penguins indispose
Never will a light stay o-on
once the door is closed
REFRAIN
Kelvinator owners
Join the happy throng
Blend with Westinghousers
in their faithful song.
Glory, laud, and honor
unto Fridge Pengu-in
As through countless a-ages
men and Penguins sing....
"Onward, Penguin soldiers
Marching as to war
Keeping us in darkness
That
is
what
they're for"
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