Song Parodies -> I Honestly Rung You

Original Song Title:	"I Honestly Love You"
Original Performer:	Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:	"I Honestly Rung You"
Parody Written by:	Stuart McArthur

I was a hormone-driven young cad once – and I would've said pretty much anything

Maybe I should farewell you
I know you said goodbye
I know you said our dating days are through
but I've got something to tell you
that I'm fairly sure you'll buy
so listen while I trot out my excu-use

I rung you!
I honestly rung you!

Sure, you don't believe me
I can see it in your eyes
but where were you last Thursday afternoon?
at home?? all day??.......er, dear me!
I just now realised
I rung on Tuesday!! (what a dumb buffoon!)

but I rung you
(yup)
I honestly rung you

I'm not trying to change your mind about me...
I'm not after anything at all...
But please please reconsider
and let me stay...
just swallow my excuse
(then allow carnal abuse)

I rung you
(eeyup!)
I honestly rung you

If we were embroiled
in a thermo-nuclear war
this evening you would have me in the sack
but just coz we're not dying
is it fair that I don't score?
is it fair my big boy don't get to ejac?

I rung you
I honestly rung you

I honestly rung you

(yessireebub, I rung you)

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Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Whole lotta ejac'in' and would-be ejac'in' goin' on 'round here today. 5 dings, 5 dongs, and 5 schlongs.

John Barry - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Fives from one who's contributed today to what JD's talking about.

Stuart McArthur - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks Johnny and John - I suppose that one line of mine makes me guilty too ( sorry Chucky )

Kristof Robertson - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

OMG! ROFLMFreakingAO!! This is so good, Stu...and when ONJ was younger, she made me want to ejac'...oops, said to much haven't I? Fave line..."just swallow my excuse/ (then allow carnal abuse)"...A huge 555

Leo Jay - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

If a woman steals your sperm, have you been 'ejacked'? Nice one, Stu... ya cynical bass turd. ;-)

alvin rhodes - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

i gave ya fives...honest

Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

eeyup! That's what they all say. Jocularity or should it be jacularity. 5s.

Stuart McArthur - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks Kristof Robertson

.....or should I say

* RIPS OFF HIS MASK *

Robert Kristofson!!!! *gasps all around* you evil fiend! - just how long did you expect to hide before your dastardly pseudonym was unravelled???!
and me too on ONJ - especially in this plaintive film clip - in fact I sat at the table next to her in a Melbourne restaurant last month, and she still stacks up well :)

thanks Leo....thanks alvin....inaccurality maybe, Guy - thanks :)

Rick C - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

This is an absolute riot, Stu!!! I had the ONJ jones too! 555

Catch 23 - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment

You bad boy! I've known a few like you in my day. 5's for the honesty!

Stuart McArthur - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment

you must be about my age, Rick - she was such a country cutie in the "Banks Of The Ohio" clip

thanks Catch - add my honesty now to my honesty then and it levels out beautifully ;-)

Jeff Reuben - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment

You don't have to be THAT old to get physical with ONJ, do you? I believe the word is Grease?

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Song Parodies -> I Honestly Rung You

"I Honestly Love You"

Olivia Newton-John

"I Honestly Rung You"

Stuart McArthur

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