Song Parodies -> Bad Girl

Original Song Title:	"Mad World"
Original Performer:	Tears For Fears

Parody Song Title:	"Bad Girl"
Parody Written by:	Stuart McArthur

Lest any of my family or friends read this parody, it is a fictitious piece of nonsense - truly

All around me there are chewed-up slippers
bits of flippers, torn-off zippers
And she sits there with her tail-a-wagging
tongue out, panting - eyes enchanting
Try to scold her, but she cannot follow
no expression, no expression
Cannot buy new slippers 'til tomorrow
have to borrow, have to borrow

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
coz even though she's loopy
she's the best pet that I've had
I find it hard to tame her
coz she isn't very smart
I kinda find her cute though
even when she's been a
bad girl
bad girl
bad girl
bad girl

She's been with me for a year tomorrow
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
She can give me joy but also sorrow
Sit, girl - Lie down! - Heel - Roll Over!
When I ex-ercise her she keeps tugging
hates her collar, hates her collar
Sure I love her but she's so expensive
costs me dollars, costs me dollars

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
coz even when she's growling
she's the best friend that I've had
I find it hard to feed her
coz she's fussy with her food
but still I like to stroke her
even when she's been a
bad girl
bad girl
bad girl
bad girl

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
coz she's a pure-bred bitch
but she's the best wife that I've had
We married last November
'though my kids were unimpressed
They thought she was a hussey
but I've always gone for
bad girls
bad girls
bad girls
bad girls

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Phil Alexander - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Another sweet tail...er "tale" :-)

John Barry - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Doggone funny, Stuart.

Cookie-man - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

I can TOTALLY realate! We have a long coated Chihuahua and like that old nursery rhyme when she is good she is very very good but when she is bad she is HORRID!!! 555!!!!

Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

There I was, labouring away, trying not to give away the masterful stroke-of-genius twist in the final verse, but I didn't make it interesting enough for anyone to actually reach the final verse - so NOW I have to explain to people how brilliant I was - how humiliating

thanks Phil, thanks John, thanks Cookie

Ashkicksass - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

You are truly a spell-binding genius! For a minute I thought it was a tribute to me, you sweetie!

Arwen - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Dammit, Ash! How do you ALWAYS steal my comments!!!

Cookie-man - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh Stuart I am a total IDIOT!!! I read the whoel thing but didn't catch it. You may as well just color me stupid! :( Excellent work by the way. You dirty old man! ;)

Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

(psst Ash...maybe ease up on the "spell-binding" bit * wink* - oh woops, that was my word)

why thankyou Ash! you're a sweetie yourself!

Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

why Arwen and Cookie!!!...you guys came ALL the way over here just to appreciate this little ole thing - you shouldn't have!!

thankyou SOOOOO much!!

(psst! where's Jeff??)

Cookie-man - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

All I can say is my lord Cookie learn how to spell check!

Arwen - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

I think you made him cry with your horrifyingly effective guilt trip...er...I mean...Light hearted comment on TOTTM.

Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen, please! I would NEVER, repeat NEVER, resort to such measures

I'm offended :-(

Johnny D - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Nothin' wrong with a little doggy now and then!

Jeff Reuben - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, I was browsing todays songs for no reason, certainly not because of anything I read on the messageboard, and found this one hilarious! You are one spell-bindingly clever wizard!

Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Jeff! Imagine the odds! I'm so flattered by all this sudden attention, I need a lie-down (and so does my wife)..............thanks Johnny for reading right thru - knew I could count on you :-)

Peregrin - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment

That was really good, Stuart!

Stuart McArthur - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks Pippin! :-)

Kristof Robertson - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment

No need to explain it to me, Stu...that was genius. I kinda expected a twist, but you held off til the end...fab! 555

Stuart McArthur - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment

good on you Kristof - I saw an opportunity for sympathy and I milked it - as any TOTALLY UNAPPRECIATED GENIUS would :-)

Adagio - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good one, Stuart....funny! 5's

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh, kapooey. I just finished my 'Bad Girl' and searched Tears for Fear to see what year they wrote the song. Seems like you beat me to it, Stu, and with a much better slant on the title! 455

Stuart McArthur - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks Luke - * sees 4 for pacing * - grrrrrrrrr....

Matthias - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment

What an amazing ending... I never seen that coming!!!! Stu you are such a bad girl...

bobpiecheese - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3-B) Very original...especially the ending! What were you smoking? Nah, I'm just kidding. Well done.

Agrimorfee - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3) Kinda creepy!

Red Ant - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3B) lol, This reminds me a my first attempt at "Supercali...", which was never completed beyond the first verse. It was probably too dirty even for whatfreaks (which closes tomorrow BTW). Way to reign in the rauch and tame this puppy down, 'cause a rejection would have been humiliating (did I get enough puns in my comment? ;-))

Rex - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL. And "the best wife you've had"? Just how many have there been? :-)

Johnny D - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) WOOF pant pant pant

tomario - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment

i have a shi-tzu who chews the stairs can identify with this song

Jeff Reuben - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm another dog owner who can relate, very well done!

Rick C - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3-B) Wait a minute...you married your dog???? I hope she gives you some nice pups, you perv. :-)

Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-B) You know I loved this first time around, Stu; and it probably would have got points from me if I wasn't so...er...ahem :-(

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Song Parodies -> Bad Girl

"Mad World"

Tears For Fears

"Bad Girl"

Stuart McArthur

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