-> "Sick Of Low-Fat"
Original Song Title:
"Hit The Road Jack"
Parody Song Title:
"Sick Of Low-Fat"
The Lyrics
Sick of low-fat
I don't want that crap
no more no more no more no more
sick o' low-fat
I don't want that crap no more
...whad I say?
Stick "The Zone" mac
and all of those At-
kins low-carb, no-carb, low-carb laws
cannot go back
to low-carb crap no more
well, gimme a super-duper scoopin' of fries
add an extra super to my "super-size"
I'm stuffin' it in - I'm a mountain of meat
I'm lovin' every finger-lickin pound
I eat!
sick of fruit, mac
so don't gimme that
paw-paw paw-paw paw-paw paw-paw
sick o' stewed snacks
and anything healthy or raw
...whad I say?
just like Kojak
I wanna have stacks
of chuppa chuppa chups to gnaw
unlike Womacks
there's no teardrups no more
I always was determin-edly hopin' to lose
all the flab that my metabolism won't use
just to watch the scale-needle scootin' back west
every day was mis'reeble - who woulda guessed?
well I shoulda realised before!
that MORE - not less! - is more
(THAT'S RIGHT!)
ditched the prozac
I don't need quacks
no more no more no more no more
gonna go back
'n discover my omnivore
...whad I say!
Sick of low-fat
take me to a tac-
-o store, senor, senor, senor
wanna grow fat
gimme enchiladas galore - (well)
til I'm sinkin' right through that floor - (no way!)
til ya hafta widen up that door - (hot damn!)
til there aint no space no more - (hey whoa!)
til I'm meati-er than Al Gore - (now wait!)
never ever hafta eat coleslaw - (oh man!)
I'm a-ready and I'm gonna explore - (explore?)
where no man's ever gone before - (what the?)
gonna be an island off Timor - (is that possible?)
it's what I say!
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