-> "Don't Let The Sun Global Warm Me"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Let The Sun Global Warm Me"
The Lyrics
I can abide
no more earthly hot - ness
All my pictures
are of me at the seaside
I'm growin' tired
of picking out which shorts to wear
and frozen shakes
that I have to make my wife
too late...
to buy some shares in Haaaaagen Dasz
I blew my chance
(dismissed it as a fad)
yeah I misread
how eagerly the Sun wants to...
punish us
for our pungent......gas emissions
ohhhhh
Don't let the su - u - un
global warm me
although I fan myself, it's always ninety-one degrees
I'd kill for just a fragment of an ice-
berg to refreeze
I sizzle every day
as the
sun global-warms poor me
I can't find
one of those Canary Isles
it was there once
but now it's disappeared
and Tasmania - now a yacht can sail right over it
there's an ocean view
from halfway up...
the Eiffel Towerrrr
oh
Don't let the su - u - un
global warm me
although I search the earth, there isn't one cool place to be
y'know I'd vote for Al Gore in a trice
if only heeee
could educate the world
to stop
the sun global warm - ing me
[ jump up to a more desperate key ]
Don't let the su - un
global warm me!
at first I liked the heat, but now it's so 2 - 0 - 0 - 3
I'd throw all my banana-lounges away
if Al could PLEASE....
just politely ask the Sun
if he
could stop global warm-
ing
me
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