Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "'One'd By The Peeved Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"

Original Performer:

Julie Covington

Parody Song Title:

"'One'd By The Peeved Angelina"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

You may recall what Kevin Spacey did to Angelina's Brad in Se7en? Well, on the recent Brangelina - An Amiright Musical I left a similarly elaborate Spacey-like trap for the Ones-Guy, which the poor schlub fell right into - which I appreciate of course, as otherwise it would have taken 15 minutes of my OWN precious time to go through and 111 every instalment. But, of course noone is more predictable than pathetic Ones-Guy, so I waited.....and YES!! he did ALL the work FOR me (gloat!!) - proving that his time definitely IS less valuable than everybody else's. So a big hand for the Ones-Guy. Now, Instalment 15 had finished on a cliff-hanger, with Angelina deciding to visit Amiright to read "Brangelina" for herself. This previously-withheld 16th instalment (oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself, Ones-Guy) is about Angelina retaliating against all the authors by 111-ing EVERY single instalment. And, as I said, please thank the Ones-Guy for doing all that laborious 111-ing for me...
ANGELINA JOLIE:

It was displeasing
I felt outraged
when I saw "Brangelina" on line
with its fifteen instalments that mocked Brad and me
I had to hurt you
to punish you harshly - to devastate you
I couldn't "one" fifteen at once
I "one"d six, then seven, then two

It took me thirty minutes
and might I say
(to try to explain how I feel)
that I'm proud of the work that went into those "one"s
And you can't stand it!
running around, wishing it were untrue
but nothing you do can undo
these 1-1-1s, for each of you

"One"d by the peeved Angelina
You'll each wear these scars I've left you
all through your lifetimes
You'll be neurotics!
You'll wake up screaming!
You'll take narcotics!

And as for Cormier
and as for Cat
I bet you regret what you did
though it seemed at the time you were just having fun
You're suicidal!
It's not quite the fun that Stu said it would be
and (though it took lots of my time)
I've hurt you more than you hurt me

"One"d by the peeved Angelina

"One"d by the peeved Angelina
The truth is I've had the last laugh
on Spaff and Pieman
and John A. Barry
and Royce and JD
Red Ant and Larry

Have I missed someone?
Matthias, Stu - I know you're devastated too
So was it really worth this misery
you feel, now I've 1-1...
-1'd...
you???

"One"d By The Peeved Angelina

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   10
 10
 10
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stephen Harrington - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ain't no ones from me, 555.
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, no doubt her ears were burning
Tommy Turtle - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I am going to have to rent "Argentina", as I'm obviously missing out on a lot - the whole AmIRight musical, and now this neat-looking inside joke. Looks like a good job, Stuart.
John Barry - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Well said, Stuart. Congrats again on all your work on "Brangelina." What's the next project?
AFW - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"Ones"derful job, here...
Matthias - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody, but it dosn't start with Don't so it can't be entered sorry.... Just kidding, love the song, love the story, hate the event, love Stuart McArthur in that non-sexual, author to author kind of relationship.... yeah.... uhm.... 5's?
Stuart McArthur - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, Stephen
LOL, Alvin
thanks TT - it's definitely over now, though ;-)
thanks also for your instalment JAB - a long break before I try another one, is all I have planned
thanks AFW
Stuart McArthur - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
we must have commented at the same time Matthias, because yours wasn't there before - thanks, thanks, thanks, me too, and thanks (in an unBrokeback kind of way ;-) )
Rick C - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
As I said on the messageboard, HA! Brilliant, Stu. 555
Stuart McArthur - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, Rick. Yes, I've always said that being "one"d by the sad little ones-guy is a little bit like being hit from behind by PeeWee Herman with a damp lettuce.
Larry Hensley - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
One of the best ever! 555's!
Red Ant - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
If Angelina was the "1s" person, she could give me as many as she wanted as long as I got to give her "one"! "Gave 5s in three for you Stuart"; okay, enough Argentina parodies. ;-)
Stuart McArthur - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Larry, and for your contribution...and thanks Red, AND for the fatherly advice - don't worry, I've only got 5 or 6 left in the pipeline ;-)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/juliecovington21.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 639