Song Parodies -> 'One'd By The Peeved Angelina
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" |
| Original Performer: | Julie Covington |
| Parody Song Title: | "'One'd By The Peeved Angelina" |
| Parody Written by: | Stuart McArthur |
You may recall what Kevin Spacey did to Angelina's Brad in Se7en? Well, on the recent Brangelina - An Amiright Musical I left a similarly elaborate Spacey-like trap for the Ones-Guy, which the poor schlub fell right into - which I appreciate of course, as otherwise it would have taken 15 minutes of my OWN precious time to go through and 111 every instalment. But, of course noone is more predictable than pathetic Ones-Guy, so I waited.....and YES!! he did ALL the work FOR me (gloat!!) - proving that his time definitely IS less valuable than everybody else's. So a big hand for the Ones-Guy. Now, Instalment 15 had finished on a cliff-hanger, with Angelina deciding to visit Amiright to read "Brangelina" for herself. This previously-withheld 16th instalment (oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself, Ones-Guy) is about Angelina retaliating against all the authors by 111-ing EVERY single instalment. And, as I said, please thank the Ones-Guy for doing all that laborious 111-ing for me...
ANGELINA JOLIE:
It was displeasing
I felt outraged
when I saw "Brangelina" on line
with its fifteen instalments that mocked Brad and me
I had to hurt you
to punish you harshly - to devastate you
I couldn't "one" fifteen at once
I "one"d six, then seven, then two
It took me thirty minutes
and might I say
(to try to explain how I feel)
that I'm proud of the work that went into those "one"s
And you can't stand it!
running around, wishing it were untrue
but nothing you do can undo
these 1-1-1s, for each of you
"One"d by the peeved Angelina
You'll each wear these scars I've left you
all through your lifetimes
You'll be neurotics!
You'll wake up screaming!
You'll take narcotics!
And as for Cormier
and as for Cat
I bet you regret what you did
though it seemed at the time you were just having fun
You're suicidal!
It's not quite the fun that Stu said it would be
and (though it took lots of my time)
I've hurt you more than you hurt me
"One"d by the peeved Angelina
"One"d by the peeved Angelina
The truth is I've had the last laugh
on Spaff and Pieman
and John A. Barry
and Royce and JD
Red Ant and Larry
Have I missed someone?
Matthias, Stu - I know you're devastated too
So was it really worth this misery
you feel, now I've 1-1...
-1'd...
you???
"One"d By The Peeved Angelina
It was displeasing
I felt outraged
when I saw "Brangelina" on line
with its fifteen instalments that mocked Brad and me
I had to hurt you
to punish you harshly - to devastate you
I couldn't "one" fifteen at once
I "one"d six, then seven, then two
It took me thirty minutes
and might I say
(to try to explain how I feel)
that I'm proud of the work that went into those "one"s
And you can't stand it!
running around, wishing it were untrue
but nothing you do can undo
these 1-1-1s, for each of you
"One"d by the peeved Angelina
You'll each wear these scars I've left you
all through your lifetimes
You'll be neurotics!
You'll wake up screaming!
You'll take narcotics!
And as for Cormier
and as for Cat
I bet you regret what you did
though it seemed at the time you were just having fun
You're suicidal!
It's not quite the fun that Stu said it would be
and (though it took lots of my time)
I've hurt you more than you hurt me
"One"d by the peeved Angelina
"One"d by the peeved Angelina
The truth is I've had the last laugh
on Spaff and Pieman
and John A. Barry
and Royce and JD
Red Ant and Larry
Have I missed someone?
Matthias, Stu - I know you're devastated too
So was it really worth this misery
you feel, now I've 1-1...
-1'd...
you???
"One"d By The Peeved Angelina
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Ain't no ones from me, 555.
yes, no doubt her ears were burning
I am going to have to rent "Argentina", as I'm obviously missing out on a lot - the whole AmIRight musical, and now this neat-looking inside joke. Looks like a good job, Stuart.
Well said, Stuart. Congrats again on all your work on "Brangelina." What's the next project?
"Ones"derful job, here...
Great parody, but it dosn't start with Don't so it can't be entered sorry.... Just kidding, love the song, love the story, hate the event, love Stuart McArthur in that non-sexual, author to author kind of relationship.... yeah.... uhm.... 5's?
thanks, Stephen
LOL, Alvin
thanks TT - it's definitely over now, though ;-)
thanks also for your instalment JAB - a long break before I try another one, is all I have planned
thanks AFW
LOL, Alvin
thanks TT - it's definitely over now, though ;-)
thanks also for your instalment JAB - a long break before I try another one, is all I have planned
thanks AFW
we must have commented at the same time Matthias, because yours wasn't there before - thanks, thanks, thanks, me too, and thanks (in an unBrokeback kind of way ;-) )
As I said on the messageboard, HA! Brilliant, Stu. 555
thanks, Rick. Yes, I've always said that being "one"d by the sad little ones-guy is a little bit like being hit from behind by PeeWee Herman with a damp lettuce.
One of the best ever! 555's!
If Angelina was the "1s" person, she could give me as many as she wanted as long as I got to give her "one"! "Gave 5s in three for you Stuart"; okay, enough Argentina parodies. ;-)
thanks Larry, and for your contribution...and thanks Red, AND for the fatherly advice - don't worry, I've only got 5 or 6 left in the pipeline ;-)
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